I am George Bush's lower intestine.

[Writer]

I am twisted and full of foul matter. If fed, I fill and risk his death. Tight, coiled, and compacted I cause great pain.

I am George Bush's lower intestine. Even a laxative won't help me.




(anyone have any others?)

[MercutioATC]

1. I am George Bush's heart.

I am shriveled and black. I pump 60 times per minute to provide the illusion that he is alive.

I am George Bush's heart. I serve no real purpose.

[Shadowen]

4. Thought it was 48.

[MercutioATC]

7. As you wish. "I pump 48 times per minute..."

Happy?

:P

:)

[global1]

2. And KKKarl Is Bush's Brain!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!........ n/t

[global1]

3. Or How About - I Am Bush's Penis ........

wishing I was really Bill Clinton's!!!!!!

[Shadowen]

5. I am George Bush's liver.

And really, it's kinda nice here.

*as he says it, he starts making with major organ sign language, managing to wiggle out, "You didn't hear it from me, but he's working me to death these days. GET ME OUT OF HERE."*

[Straight Shooter]

6. I am george bush's tongue.

georgie uses a tongue comb to remove the deposits of Jiffy-Lube Jeff.

[moggie]

8. I am George Bush's head

Hello, lower intestine, we meet again.

[readmoreoften]

11. AH! that was great! n/t

[Writer]

13. rofl!

:rofl:

[Bernardo de La Paz]

9. Rove is Bush's imPlamed appendix

[countryjake]

10. I am a pimple on his ass!

I intend to fester and grow, spreading big juicy sores from cheek to cheek!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

12. I am George Bush's testicles.

Please send help. Trapped inside excessively large, stuffed codpiece.

[blindpig]

14. I am George Bush's spleen.

And I'm going to burst.