Medical Warning: Gonorrhea Lectim

[liberal N proud]

Received this email from my mother-in-law, thought it would be worth a laugh here.

Subject: Fw: Medical Warning
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past four years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to:
anti-social personality disorder traits;
inability to tell the truth
delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor;
chronic mangling of the English language;
extreme cognitive dissonance;
inability to incorporate new information;
pronounced xenophobia;
inability to accept responsibility for actions;
exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado;
uncontrolled facial smirking;
ignorance of geography and history;
tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies;
and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

This disease is sweeping Washington, trailer parks, and the Red States.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a Texas Bush.

[Crayson]

1. LOL

hehehe... made my day...
;-)