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A Course of Leeches by arendt (with apologies to Black Adder)
Driving home last night, I made the mistake of listening to the libertarian Tom Ashbrook's "On Point" show. He sucked me in with a line about how hard-right conservatives were deserting Bush. But, after the first sentence from one of his guest ideologues, it was clear that this was going to be a conversation between rival Napoleons in the back ward of a looney bin - only the looney bin was my country.
I listened to Richard Vigurie begin by chastising Ashbrook for calling him a member of the "hard-right". Of course, Ashbrook caved in to that, and to every other ideologically extreme statement made by his exclusively extreme right panel. (The farthest to the "middle" was a pro-Bush pollster from Texas who insisted that Vigurie and some harridan from Phyllis Schafly's Eagle Forum were "Washington elitsts" - to which the harridan replied that it was the first time she had ever been called an elitist - ROTFLMAO!)
In excluding any left wing voice that might put these crazies into context, Ashbrook continues to advance the meme that the only valid part of the political spectrum in America is between the far right and the theocratic right. (And this is NPR.) I mean, if Richard Vigurie isn't a hard right rabble-rouser, who is?
But, to the point of this post, this part of the political spectrum reminds me of nothing other than a bunch of 16th century quack doctors who believed in bleeding and leeches; and if that didn't work, more bleeding and another course of leeches. It is a very profitable enterprise for the quacks; but a very debilitating experience for their victims. The extreme right wing has been fattening on bleeding America for twenty years, and the patient keeps getting sicker.
Just today we had another Robin Hood in reverse tax break for the rich/service cut for everyone else. And, the farther right the court system is pushed by Federalist Society appointees, the more these people scream about "activist judges". Of course, the illegal selection of W in 2000 is never mentioned.
These people are medieval. Their retarded and inconsistent logic is medieval. Their remedies are medieval. Their murderous intolerance, tribal hatreds, and superstitious ignorance are medieval. Their worldview is so out of touch with a world full of nuclear weapons, genetic engineering, and instantaneous communication, that it can only exist in the media bubble of total unreality.
Richard Vigurie is a rich man because of his cynical exploitation of the fears of the medieval mob he feeds on and culitvates. The Eagle Forum is full of highly educated women who hypocritically encourage women to re-enslave themselves. Tom Ashbrook is a gutless libertarian who is well-paid for selling out his adolescent Randian convictions.
Someone should give the lot of them a course of leeches and see how they like it. Or, would the leeches refuse on the grounds of cannibalism?
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