Mr. Coke-Jaw Is Speaking.... DAMN That's Distracting...

[arwalden]

... are we the only people to notice?

-- Allen

PS: He used the word vanguards... do you think he knows what it means? Or is he just reading a string of words that he can't really comprehend?

"Vanguard. The guy who guards the van."

[Marr]

1. LOL- "the guy who guards the van".

That's probably about right. He doesn't know shit- he just reads the words they put in front of him.

What was that thing I heard...? "Blaming GW Bush for this situation is like blaming Ronald McDonald for hamburgers". He's just a mascot, basically.

[hatrack]

2. Is he encouraging us to invest with Vanguard?

"Their low-fee mutual funds (jawgrind jawgrind jawgrind) give investors an advantage (jawgrind jawgrind jawgrind) and there's never a (jawgrind jawgrind jawgrind) load!"

[cdb]

3. Just words. He has no idea what he is talking about 99% of the time

You can tell by the pauses, the weird emphasis on the wrong words, the stumbling halting delivery. If I spoke like that to clients I would be drug tested or fired.

[Tim4319]

4. He will define it like he defined sovereign.

That was a great moment in history!

[arwalden]

8. Sovereign Means They're Sovereign! Simple!

[uppityperson]

9. like sovereign, being sovereign, sovereign nations!

[arwalden]

10. Mr. President... Can You Use The Word In A Sentence?

Yes... "They are sovereign."

[Tim4319]

13. Fool me once, shame on you.

"Fool me twice (pause) fool me can't get fooled again!"

Watch video footage of Bush making the following statement: "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

Bushism Video: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushvideos/v/bushfoolme.htm

[bluedog]

5. suppose to be dedication to Reagan Library

turns into a war thumping Iraq.terrorist speech.....wants pat on the back for his fight against the bad guys...

[buzzard]

12. Bush making a dedication to a library is an oxymoron.n/t

[medeak]

6. think Nancy took a hit at him in her speech

when she said on their last flight Reagan was told "Mission Accomplished"... Pickles and Bushie swallowed a little too hard.

[jsamuel]

7. "we are Vanguards, because we Guard vans..."

[spanone]

11. Van Guard, a deodorant for guys named Van.

george bush, yale.