The ultimate distraction from the indictments? Finding Bin Laden..

[Logiola]

anyone want to place a friendly wager? i say next thursday, and he will be dead..

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. Oh, you know

they'll find the Number Two Man, for sure.

For the sixty-third time.

[Verve]

4. ROTFL!

:rofl:

[NoPasaran]

8. Or two Number Threes!

Once again

[OldLeftieLawyer]

9. THAT WOULD MEAN

THEY"D ALSO CAUGHT THE NUMBER SIX MAN!!!!!!!!

He's eluded them so far, I believe.

[maine_raptor]

2. I'l take the dead part.

Ain't no way either he or the Bush Co will allow him(self) to be taken alive.

As for the next Thurday.......

[Somawas]

12. I been telling you guys for over a year...

Osama is in the freezer in Rummy's basement. They can plant him anywhere, given 72 hours to thaw him out.

[Ready4Change]

3. I'll see your Bin Laden, and raise you a Syria.

Lots of rhumbling and saber rattling towards Syria this morning. I'd more expect newsbreaks of firefights across the Syrian/Iraq border.

[DrZeeLit]

5. He will be dead, in a cave in Pakistan, a "victim" of the earthquake

We could start a pool.
They've been saving him for this... they had enough lead time.

[shraby]

6. The U.S. and Britain have teams in the quake

area looking to see if he died in the quake.
I don't have a link, but the story has been posted here.

[sarcasmo]

7. Invasion of Syria by the new Year.

[unpossibles]

10. found face down in the Ptomac....

hmm... how'd he get there!?

[TK421]

11. Here's one: The Lord God created the earthquake,uncovering the cave

Osama was hiding in...when that happened, the Lord God then sent a mighty bolt of lightning and struck a boulder which then pinned Osama to the ground. He was later discovered hiding in a (foxhole?) with two crushed legs, unable to move.