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serryjw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 09:15 PM
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Maybe the FUNNIEST thing I have heard in 5 years.......
Do Mrs * and Mr * talk to each other.
Mrs * was in Colorado yesterday..

quote.........
Bush is honorary co-chair of the "Connecting our Children to America" campaign to raise $10 million for the National Park Foundation's Junior Ranger program, which teaches children about national parks.

"Children have great enthusiasm for the Junior Ranger program and we want more children to be able to experience the fun and the education found in our national parks. Ultimately we hope that many of our junior rangers will actually grow up to be real park rangers, dedicating their lives to national parks," Bush told the group gathered for lunch in a 1930s Mansion.
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http://www.9news.com/acm_news.aspx?OSGNAME=KUSA&IKOBJECTID=10455bb8-0abe-421a-00c2-733866809694&TEMPLATEID=0c76dce6-ac1f-02d8-0047-c589c01ca7bf

How are the Junior Rangers going to feel after Mr.* privatizes our National Parks and Yellow Stone goes to 'hell in a hand basket'?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 09:19 PM
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1. LOL! That is funny!
She forgot to add, "That is, if there are still any national parks after the republicans fuck America on that deal, too".

if she actually wanted more kids to be park rangers, she should be out telling everyone to vote Democrat.
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philarq Donating Member (273 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 09:23 PM
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2. Why not call then Republican Youth
and they can all wear lederhosen, and carry flags and sing Patriotic songs and so forth.--I am sure they can design an appropriate armband for this group.
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Midnight Rambler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 09:27 PM
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5. Armband, yeah. A red one.
With a big black "W" in the center of a circular white field. A Wastika, as one DUer put it a while back.
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philarq Donating Member (273 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 11:35 PM
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6. Beauty--Perfect
one of the problems with America I always think of, is the lack of a hereditary House of Lords, where families have flags, crests, houses etc. and I do believe that the red flag with a black W in a white circle is perfect---You truly have given the entire family here the laughing fits with "Wastika".
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stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 09:24 PM
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3. What was that bill he signed called"Healthy Forests" which allows
for more logging - some future for the Junior Rangers.
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Bernardo de La Paz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-05 09:26 PM
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4. They know what they are doing. It is craven two-faced shysterism. Scum.
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