How is Dick's Heart Doing These Days?

[stepnw1f]

I wonder if the man ever feels anything else?

[SammyBlue]

1. What heart?

Seriously, what heart? He doesn't have one.

[grannylib]

3. Damn, beat me to it. No brain, no heart, no courage, but he's got a home

went mansion-shopping while Katrina victims suffered and died.
there is nothing but pure poison running through those veins.

[stepnw1f]

4. He Can't Feel... Feel Any Pain Around That Thing Called His Heart?

Oh... I am serious. Serious a a heart attack. Schnarf!

[lumberjack_jeff]

2. Dunno. Tap on the jar and see if it does anything.

[dxstone]

5. LOL!

Actually, he DID have it removed, SECRETLY, a few years back...
Details here:

The Tattle-Tale Heart: Last Words of Dick Cheney's Dying Heart!

I am Dick Cheney's Heart. Once, a very long time ago, I had two functions: the purely physical job of pumping blood throughout Dick Cheney's body so as to provide oxygen, nutrients and abundant energy to all his organs and muscles and tissues--to every single cell in his entire body, in fact--and the second, more metaphysical aspect of giving Dick Cheney a sense of joy, joy in simply being alive and also in sharing that joy with others through love, empathy, compassion and good works, each of these being a higher expression of this natural joy de vivre' available to most members of humanity... for people are social creatures, on more levels than they dream; and they communicate constantly with their communities and environment, whether they wish such connection or not. This is the wisdom of the human heart: It knows that all life is one, we are all interdependent and interconnected in a magnificent and joyous dance of life... and this celebratory dance is the only essential reason for being here at all.

But just try telling this to Dick Cheney's Brain.

I have to deal with that big lazy gray mass of fat everyday, and I'm telling you, it's killin' me. No matter how much blood I pump to it, it's of little use--it's already made up its mind, you see. Oh, it knows how to put on a good act...
(snip)

read the rest at
http://presidentevilonline.com/heart.html

Deep in the velvety darkness of his undisclosed lair

The Hideous OctoCheney watches, and waits...

More malevolent demon "leaders" in human guise at
http://presidentevilonline.com

[AndyTiedye]

6. Just Fine. No Wooden Stakes Allowed Within a Mile of the Vice President.

[nadinbrzezinski]

7. He has a heart?

[meppie-meppie not]

8. tick, tick, tick ...

BOOM