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[Kadie]

What did I step into this time?

[Straight Shooter]

1. Uhhhh, left ... right .... no, wait, is it right, left? Uhh, no, wait ...

[Norwood]

2. laura I made doodie in my pants again!

[BuyingThyme]

3. I'll do the Nazi salute; you do the march.

[SammyBlue]

4. Is my fly up this time?

Laura: Jesus, yes it is. The Presidental 1/4 inch killer is hidden.

[Warren DeMontague]

5. "Just get me the fuck inside so I can have my conference call with the

Prime Minister of Wild Turkey"

[beam me up scottie]

6. Dammit, Barney !!!

[Ouabache]

7. "psst, pickles, hey the dry ice DID NOT help the boil on my ass"

my caption

[jjmalonejr]

8. Damn, look at the size of my cock!

[SammyBlue]

9. Laura: I'd rather not. I haven't taken my Xanax yet, dear.

[Dangerously Amused]

10. Hey Pickles, lookit...

...I can still walk a straight line after ten shots of tequila!

[rwenos]

11. Hey Pickles, Did Clarence Thomas . . .

say anything to yew about there not being any such thing as a white 12-incher?

Er . . . I guess I don't wanna know the answer to that, Sugar.

[FloridaPat]

12. I keep stepping in shit everywhere!

[JJackFlash]

13. I'm With Stupid

[Kadie]

15. Welcome to DU JJackFlash!

:hi:

[gulliver]

14. Now there's dog shit on the outside of his shoe too.

... old joke rehash ...

[lady lib]

16. Aw shoot... 'nother turd blossom. n/t

[vogonity]

17. "You put you left foot in, you put your left foot out..."

"You put your left foot out and you do the hokey pokey all about (hic)...

[omega minimo]

18. "Lara, ah thenk mah shoe phone uz rangin"

[Botany]

19. besides * looking like a turd ..........

....... what sofa from somebody's grandparents got stolen
to make L. Bush's outfit?

[Kailassa]

20. Don't worry, he's gone quite stiff alreay. So ...

I can hold him upright til you get back with the coffin.

[zalinda]

21. Laura, I think my tie's caught in my zipper again.