My Fitzmas carol

[dalaigh lllama]

To the tune of "Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer"

You know Wurmser and Karl and Hannah and Scooter
Told Judy and Timmy and Tweety and Cooper,
And, if you recall,
It was Novak who blabbed to us all.

Fitzy, the hard-nosed lawyer,
Took on all the White House pros.
Each time he ever saw them,
They would lie and say, "Who knows?"

All of the other 'Pee-NACs'
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never thought Fitzgerald
Would figure out their dirty games.

Then one special Fitzmas eve,
Patrick came to say:
"Cheney's gang I'll now indict --
Details at my new website."

Then how the 'libruls' loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
"Fitzy, the hard-nosed lawyer,
You'll go down in history!"

[LiberalEsto]

1. Beautiful, heartwarming

sing it again!

[Lancer]

2. And the hits just keep on comin'! n/t

[deminks]

3. It just warms the soul.

The stuff Fitzmas dreams are made of. Thanks!

:applause:

[KyndCulture]

4. First giggle of the weekend! Kudos!! nt

[tech3149]

5. priceless

That one will keep me going for a while.

Thank you!

[Frustratedlady]

6. Clever! I love it!

It's beginning to feel a lot like Fitzmas, everywhere you go.

[Sydnie]

7. Another great song! Kicked and Rec'd! n/t

[PatriotMom]

8. That's going right next to my "Xmas w/Johnny Mathis" this season

Thanks, Santa has arrived early for sure.:yourock:

[rosesaylavee]

9. Kicked and Highly Recommended!

Funny - made me laugh so hard it hurts.

A fine piece of writing - I give it 4 stars!

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Did You Hear What I Heard?

Did You Hear What I Heard?

Said the caller to old Bryan lamb,
"Did you see what I see?
There in Washington Bryan Lamb,
Did you see what I see?
A charge a charge, directed at the Reich
With Fitzgerald ready to indict,
With Fitzgerald ready to indict,."

Said the left wing caller on the line,
"Did you hear what I heard?
Ringing through DC, sheepy boy,
Did you hear what I heard?
A wail a wail floating on the breeze
With old KKKarl Rove scared enough to pee,
I get tired of you bullshittin' me."

Said the caller,"And one other thing",
"Do you know what I know?
You remind me of Wolfe and Larry King,
Do you know what I know?
A chimp a chimp shivers in the cold--
Make them give back everything they stole,
Make them give back everything they stole."

Said Larry King to the sheeple everywhere,
"Hear the stuff that they say?
There's the cry for impeachment in the air,
Hear the stuff that they say?
The chimp, the chimp's screwing us tonight,
He has brought us poverty and blight,
He has brought us poverty and blight"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. Excellent!!

Bravo DVJNU! :yourock:

[meganmonkey]

12. I love Fitzmas!!!

:cry: <---tears of joy!

Thank you for your beautiful addition to the book of Fitzmas Carols!

:toast:

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Fitzmas is a-Coming

Fitzmas is a-coming,
Karl's chins are big and fat,
There's indictments a-plenty
Cause Fitz smells a rat,
If you've worked at the White House
He'll indict you too.
If you give him any static,
He just might bust you.

[dalaigh lllama]

14. Isn't it amazing how Fitzgerald is inspiring us to burst into song?

I'm LOVIN' all the Fitzmas carols. And to think it all started at DU and Fitzmas is now all over the web. YAY, DU!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Hubert Flottz]

15. It is cool!

AND...it will bring to DU, more and more victims of the GOP/Bushco's terra attacks on the middle class.

The monkey boy went a limb too far and now it's his turn to hurt a little, like 98% of the country has been hurting, ever since he stole his job. I hope the GOP/Bushco's wild eyed stampede toward the edge of the cliff, is OVER!

I'll bet Rollaid's stock is up $5654345432187675453.99 a share since Bushco came to town in 2001. Now it's their turn to sweat! And they are crying like little babies!

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Kick in the Cheney for the Pubbies!

:kick:

[Leopolds Ghost]

17. dupe n/t

dupe

[Leopolds Ghost]

18. Who's got a base that's dumb and white? Must be Fitzmas...

I posted this one in another thread.


Who's got a base that's dumb and white?
Bush's got a base that's dumb and white.
Who pours a drink on a special night??
Bush pours a drink on a special night.


Special night! base that's white!!

Must be Fitzmas, must be Fitzmas,
Must be Fitzmas, Fitzmas-caused.


Who wears cuffs and a suit of red?
Karl wears cuffs and a suit of red.
Who's got a big price on his head?
Karl's got a big price on his head.


Price on head! suit that's red!
Special night! base that's white!!

Must be Fitzmas, must be Fitzmas,
Must be Fitzmas, Fitzmas-caused.


Who's got a big red cherry nose?
Bush's got a big red cherry nose.
Who laughs this way, "Huh, huh, ho!"?
Bush laughs this way, "Huh, huh, ho!".


Huh huh, ho! cherry nose!
Price on head! suit that's red!
Special night! base that's white!!

Must be Fitzmas, must be Fitzmas,
Must be Fitzmas, Fitzmas-caused.


What very soon will come our way?
Indictments very soon will come our way.
Eight little perp-walks make his day.
Fitzgerald's little perp-walks make his day.


Perp-walk day! come our way!
Huh, huh, ho! cherry nose!
Price on head! suit that's red!
Special night! base that's white!!

Must be Fitzmas, must be Fitzmas,
Must be Fitzmas, Fitzmas-caused.


http://www.the-north-pole.com/carols/midi/must-be-santa.mid


(Note: To sing properly you must down a shot of something
after each chorus and sing each subsequent chorus louder
than the first one!)

[sakabatou]

19. Very Nice

There should be a collection of these things in one single thread.

[Hubert Flottz]

20. Maybe even a collection of them all in the form of a contest.

I have seen some very good tuneeeeeeeeees!

[FizzFuzz]

21. Wonderful!! Wish I could write like this

I do, however have a few songs I wrote about a pet toad.......
;)

[Independent_Liberal]

22. Kick!