Cafferty Q : What can GW do to get his approval rating back to 50% ?

[elehhhhna]

http://money.cnn.com/ontv/inthemoney/

If I answer honestly I'll get a visit from the secret service.

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. RLOL that is funny

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. He can resurrect all the people who have died as a result of his

madcowboy illness.

[Marr]

3. Resign the Presidency and join the Army (as an enlisted man).

Anything less than that and he can go fuck himself.

[chalky]

8. All that, and a full, televised confession.

That might get him up to 50%.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

12. Navy. Don't you hear that song

join the navy,
Join the navy,

by the same group that did Y M C A.

[SammyWinstonJack]

36. ...

:evilgrin:

[blm]

4. For 60% approval he should resign tomorrow.

.

[chalky]

5. Can't wait to see what replies he gets from people who were braver than

me.

[mike_c]

6. my answer involves pretzels and several minutes of oxygen deprivation....

The sympathy bounce would get him out of the basement for a short time.

[NanceGreggs]

7. Resign!!!

More than 50% of the country would heartily APPROVE OF THAT!

[skooooo]

14. That's what I said -- RESIGN!

[rosesaylavee]

9. Resign and beg our forgiveness for being

an incompetent murderous ass.

[charlie]

10. Wearing a clown nose

and a sandwich board that says, "I'm REALLY stupid" for the rest of his term might soften enough hearts for a small bounce.

[Marr]

11. Nuke every state but Utah.

[melody]

23. don't give him any ideas n/t

[lpbk2713]

13. Become a whistleblower on all his

repub/conserv cronies. Then there would be a price on his head and his former friends would do him in.

[Up2Late]

15. Frog Walk...Do not Pass Go, Go Directly to Jail

Or just retire to "Clear Brush."

[smoogatz]

16. Shoot himself. n/t

[elehhhhna]

22. hey you stole my idea! lol

[Metta]

17. He can resign.

Good for Cafferty. I thought he was a conservative hack.

[McCamy Taylor]

18. Walk on Water, Turn the Water to Wine then Nail Himself to a Cross

Half the people will be so drunk from drinking the new wine they will get confused and vote "approve" when the pollsters ask their questions.

[datadiva]

19. Resign

EOM

[YDogg]

20. Go away?

That'd be a start.

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[OKNancy]

24. Seriously?

Take the Deomcratic platform and copy it.

Also make the Repubs pass Universal healthcare
Get out of Iraq
Ditch No Child Left Behind
Fully fund public transportation, PBS, NPR, Arts in the schools
Repeal the tax cuts for the rich
Get the government out of the bedroom ( meaning stop messing with abortion rights and let people marry who they want to marry. )

[jayctravis]

25. Smash watermelons?

That Gallagher fella was popular in his time.

[UTUSN]

26. He Can Go Far, Far Away & Never Come Back. Oh, and He Can

make sure, somehow, that neither Jeb Crow Shrub or any other member of that God forsaken family EVER steps into our national life.

I *am* sending this in to CAFFERTY.

[LeftCoast]

27. Just a reminder of DU rules...

"Do not post messages that could be construed as advocating harm or death to the president or other high-ranking official in the United States government. In the case of the president, do not even post jokes, as the Secret Service is not known for its sense of humor."

Please read the rules here for more info.

[johnfunk]

28. Impeachment! Hey, it worked for the Big Dog...

... on the other hand, since Junior has done everything to be the "anti-Clinton," he'll see his numbers plummet when he's impeached.

[Up2Late]

34. Hey, now their's an idea, convince them that impeachment would...

...improve his poll numbers (that they don't care about), and convince them that they could beat the "removal from office" thing.

But with this stupid Senate we have, he just might.:evilfrown:

[rzemanfl]

29. I said he should convince Cheney to resign, appoint Al Gore as

Vice-President and then resign himself. Then I would hate him only for what he'd done in the past.

[PatriotMom]

30. kick He could turn himself in and assume the position ...

Jail will be the only thing I would accept as a resolve. Impeachment, resignation, nawwwww not good enough for a serial killer. :wtf:

kicked and nominated

[ck4829]

31. Take a long walk on a short plank

[Richard D]

32. Resign

[joemurphy]

33. Resign and devote the rest of his life to transvestism. n/t

[Crunchy Frog]

35. Here's the email I sent to Cafferty.

The only thing Bush could do to win my approval at this point would be to resign the Presidency, turn himself in to the International Criminal Court, make a full confession of his crimes showing great remorse, and give full and open testimony on all other members of his administration.

I don't see this as being very likely, therefore, do not think he will be winning MY approval.

I frankly don't see his approval getting back up to 50% as he is not capable of governing competently, and it is simply becoming impossible to keep covering up that fact.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to express my opinion.

[Ksec]

37. committ hari kari

[halobeam]

38. My response:

He can resign... anymore brain teasers?