Predictions: Scottie McClelland will:

[BikeWriter]

How do you think Scottie will handle this week? Inquiring minds want to know.

[SoCalDem]

1. start buying

Depends™ by the case

[BikeWriter]

6. Hee hee hee! Cool!

[Straight Shooter]

2. I predict he will develop a facial tic.

Not as obvious as bush's cokejaw, but just enough for people to notice. (Unless he takes those anti-depressants, but that will screw up his memory, LOL.)

[BikeWriter]

5. ROFLMFBO! A good prediction, Shooter!

[Neil Lisst]

3. Scott will get even pissier!

I'm not going to comment on pending cases. I will remind you that we are innocent until proven guilty in this country.

No, I'm not getting into that.

No, you're trying to get me to comment on a pending criminal case and I'm just not going to do that.

(calling on the Pakistani journalist, who will ask about aid to the earthquake struck region for the trapdoor escape)

[tulsakatz]

4. 'we're not going to comment to an ongoing investigation'

of course, he won't be able to do that when indictments are issued!

At that point, it's probably going to be every man for himself! Like rats deserting a sinking ship!

[flyarm]

7. he will explode from all his lies!!

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke

POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

fly

[kcass1954]

8. I'm waiting for that!

Some day soon, he'll say "ongoing investigation" one time too many, and his head's going to explode. I hope I'm watching when he blows...

[Seabiscuit]

13. Scottie: "Ongoing investigation. Ongoing investi..." KABLOOOOOOOM!!!

[BikeWriter]

9. His head will explode, I like it! ;-)

[Tsiyu]

18. That's my prediction

His head will spontaneously burst and all the bullshit in his brains will be spewed at the Press corp who loves to eat it up.

[Montauk6]

10. Commit sepuku?

(Any Shogun fans in the room?)

[JohnnyRingo]

11. Answer every question with a variation of the phrase:

"Criminalization of politics."

Once these "compassionate conservatives" get a meaningless catch phrase approved they beat it into the ground.

[Swamp Rat]

12. ... start crying during a press conference.

:D

[Seabiscuit]

14. Scottie will be overcome with a severe case of flatulence. The stench

will drive every reporter from the room holding their noses.

[cynatnite]

15. "We won't comment on pending litigation"

I think that'll be their next standard line.

[SoCalDem]

16. duped

[SoCalDem]

17. Copy this guy

[BikeWriter]

20. ROFL! That resembles the twerp!

[Tyler Durden]

19. continue to fellate any bushite in reach....

and felch the ones without the organ to fellate.

There is a circle in Hell reserved for the Evil Counsellors. May he rot there.

[samplegirl]

21. I cant comment on that

but hes got alot of splaing to do

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[njdemocrat106]

22. Spin, Scottie, spin!

"You spin me round and round..."