"The Fitzmas Song"

[KansDem]

OK, ok, one more...

With apologies to Nat King Cole, Mel Torme, and Robert Walls...

"The Fitzmas Song"
'Dictments handed out to treasonists,
George Bush nipping at his stash,
Dick Cheney with his heart-cart in place,
And DC ready for the crash, everybody knows,

Indictments will be handed down,
Crushing many futures bright.
White House staff, with their teary-eyed frowns,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that in-dict-ments are on their way,
With lots of legalese that says “enjoy your stay”
And every DC blogger’s goin’ to spy,
To see if Dubya really knows how to cry.

And so Fritz’s offering this simple phrase,
To George, Dick and others of “The Crew,”
Though it’s been said, many times many ways,
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense, and “Merry Fritzmas to you!”

Indictment, indictments, Fitz is on his way..."

[ewagner]

1. Bravo!

Well done!

:rofl:

[dalaigh lllama]

2. That'll roast their chestnuts

I especially like the ending. :D

This needs to go on the Fitzmas compilation thread!

[Sydnie]

3. Bravo!

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[LiberalEsto]

4. Here's my version, posted yesterday

Cheney's nuts roasting on an open fire.....
Fitz's notes nipping at his ass,
Plame indictments being hung 'round his pyre
and aides 'fessed up like little ho's.

It means INDICTMENTS are on their way...
With lots of counts and other goodies, so they say

And every motherf*cker in the White House will wonder why
Perjury charges will soon start to fly

So I'm offering the simple things
for Indictments from 1 to 22
Although it'll be said many times, many ways,
Merry Fitzmas to you.


Don't forget to post yours on the compilation thread too

[il_lilac]

6. Link?

to compilation thread

[LiberalEsto]

8. Oops! Here it is

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5144894

[KansDem]

10. Wow!!! I've been compilated!

Thanks DUers!

Thanks, LiberalEsto and Sydnie!

I've never been compilated before!

I...I...don't know what to say...

Thanks, all! :hi:

[KansDem]

7. Thanks!

:thumbsup:

[il_lilac]

5. just had to sing this one!

Thanks and Merry Fitzmas!

[No Exit]

9. Great!!!!! How about, "Bushnuts roasting on an open fire......." n/t