So...Let me get this straight. * Gawd lied like a dog to Bush.

[Hubert Flottz]

That's right, when Gawd told Bush that invading Iraq was the right thing to do, Gawd was bullshitting the Faith Based little Chimp in Chief. I guess "nobody's perfect" includes holy ghosts too, because clearly Gawd was wrong on Iraq. If Gawd tells whoppers that hugh, then Gawd has got to be a damned Republican.

[elehhhhna]

1. The devil made him do it.

[thinkingwoman]

2. Gawd to G-DUB

PSYCH!!! :rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Gawds is a kidder!

If gawd created KKKarl, who then created the War president, then Gawd should have taken a three day weekend to rest up, instead of just a Sunday off. Clearly Gawd had been working too many hours and it undoubtedly clouded her judgment.

I have another theory about Bush's mistake in Iraq. I think Cheney or Karl hid under Bush's bed and pretended to be Gawd. Just maybe Gawd didn't flub up after-all. One thing for sure, Bush's brain works in mysterious ways, even to him.

[thinkingwoman]

14. LOL

I can just picture both of them under the bed, kicking each other as they fight for space.

:rofl:

[LynnTheDem]

3. Gawd just wanted to make bush look bad.

Gawd is a bush-hater.

[BlueEyedSon]

4. So god is a liar or Bush is insane

[MsConduct]

5. bush lied about Gawd. That seems more like the correct answer. n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

7. If Bush said it, it probably is a lie.

Judging from what I've witnessed so far. In fact, the chimp is on TV lying now.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

8. War Plan + No Follow-Up Plan does or does not equal Intelligent Design?

[Hubert Flottz]

9. Nothing Bush has ever said or done, has equaled Intelligence...

Everything Bush has ever said or done, has equaled GREED!

[catmandu57]

10. Remember those who gawd chooses to destroy

He sets them up on top of something high so they splat when they hit the ground.

[leftofthedial]

11. Gawd's been telling whoppers since Genesis n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

12. I BELIEVE !11!!1!!11!!!!

I believe you're right about that. Gawd has been putting out what amounted to terra-lerts, through her self appointed spokespeople, from the very get-go. Using fear of the unknown against the weak of mind and body, the world's preachers have used GOP like terra tactics all along.

I think a snoot full of booze is what was talkin' to Brother Shrub, the self appointed sword of the Lord. For sure Shrub is one of Gawd's Worst Bad Apples.

[leftofthedial]

13. I'm with ya, except

I think the bushturd is just flat-out lying about any contact with Gawd.

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Bushturd has been known to handle the truth king of recklessly

on every occasion. If Gawd's smart she wouldn't believe a damned thing W said, on a stack of Bibles 76876547689098.4 cubits high!

[FreedomAngel82]

15. LOL

Don't you know it wasn't really God? It was Satan!!! He disguised himself! But than again Bush was a fool to really go through it.

[Hubert Flottz]

17. I've heard of talking station to station...

but Bush talking to the Devil, would be Satan to Satan.