Report from the Fly on the Wall: Camp David, 10/22/05

[Jackpine Radical]

Card to Bush: "OK, Mr President. That bastard Fitzgerald has got a lot of asses nailed to the wall and we'll be lucky if we can get a thick enough firewall up to protect you. First thing is, Turdblossom & Scooter are dead meat. Don't even think about trying to pull thier shit out of the fire. Second, we gotta pretend that you did't know anything about all this until right now. I don't want you saying anything. Don't try to wing any explanations, don't make any attempts at smartass remarks. Just keep saying we're concentrating on the problems we can actually do something about. If they try to push you on anything, just keep saying we can't comment on an ongoing investigation. If they ask you what you know, just say the same thing. "I'm not gonna comment..."

[gratuitous]

1. Hmmmm, pretty complicated instructions

They'd better be sure Bush is surrounded by folks at all times to hustle him away if he starts talking extemporaneously.

They should also have a supply of socks handy for stuffing in his pie-hole.

[dubyaD40web]

2. Part II

"Oh, and where do you want us to plan the next terra threat?"

[Mabus]

3. Also, make sure to check for that day's ringer reporter

before you head out the podium. Remember, we've already used "Bianca" for this year's political storm season.

At least now I understand all the biking Bush bikes so to make his back peddling easier.

[peacetalksforall]

4. Is part 2 of the instructions - "Just remember, Condi and Karen will

be out there pimping for the attack on Syria with some kicks in there for Iran. And Karen will continue to make us look like the superior country we are. And Bolten will be doing his thing. Rumsfeld is lining up China..... but don't talk about any of that either because we don't want to be too obvious. Stick with the great job FEMA and Jeb did in Florida.