Latest FITZmas carol lyrics: We Need a Little FITZmas!

[johnfunk]

To the tune of "We need a Little Christmas"
Music by Jerry Herman
New Lyrics by John Funk


Haul out the lawyers!
Enjoy the fun, we know the Bush Gang's going down!
File the indictments!
We never rush these things, so start to make arrests right now!

For we need a little Fitzmas
Right this very minute.
Breaking news on cable:
Bush is neck-deep in it!

Yes, we need a little Fitzmas
Right this very minute.
Can't wait to see Dick Cheney's fury.
Oh Patrick, dear, we're in a hurry!

Serve all the bad guys
Papers in light blue covers 'til they're gone.
Slap on the handcuffs.
It's time we saw a frog march on the White House lawn.

For we need a little Fitzmas,
Need a little laughter
Need a little singing
Karl Rove in the slammer
And we need to make our nation
Happy ever after
We need a little Fitzmas now!