Hubert Flottz
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Mon Oct-24-05 01:12 PM
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GOP touts new book, written by an unnamed WH ghost writer... |
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'My Pet Zygote' by Rev. Mister X, will be available for sale to the public, at your local Crooks-A-Billion book store, soon. The ghost writer will make several surprise appearances, at several unnamed locations near you, to autograph his new book and he will be talking to each and every new book owner, from inside a hermetically sealed concrete box, by telephone. Come on out and spend the evening chatting with Mister X.
Oh, and bring the kids too, because your local Army Recruiters will be there, to chat with them, about their future and family values and morality and other fun stuff.
The hardbound edition of 'My Pet Zygote' retails for only $565434543231897876543234321.95, so bring lots of cash too.
The first 23454342109809 kids to sign up for duty, will get free bodybags.
All bullshit aside...Don't American kids between the ages of 17 and 35 deserve a right to life too?
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Mon Oct-24-05 01:24 PM
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Only the Republican Party doesn't seem to think so.
"Conservatives don't give a **** about you until you reach...military age. Then, you are just fine."--George Carlin
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Mon Oct-24-05 01:30 PM
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3. GOP "Morals" are ORAL! |
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All talk, no substance. Too chickenhearted to put their pimple infested butts on the line... All Blow and No Go!
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Mon Oct-24-05 01:26 PM
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2. I saw a post credited to Bill Maher's New Rules segment |
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Where he challenged all Republican women:
If you're so concerned about all these zygotes and stem cells, and you really truly belive that they deserve a chance at life, then knock yourselves up! Carry one to term!
Its the only way to save them.
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Mon Oct-24-05 01:42 PM
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4. Bill Maher is hard to guard... |
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I think he's one of the funniest political humorists on TV, ever. I've always been a fan. He gets some big time licks in on the GOPers and makes them laugh at themselves at the same time. He makes the Freeper types look as stupid, as they in fact really are. I think that's why the GOPers hate him so much.
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