FTIZMAS BE DAMNED I WANT TO OPEN MY GIFTS EARLY...

[banana republican]

I WANT IDNITEMENTS. I WANT TO SEE PUKES PUKING IN THE STREETS. I WANT TO SEE PUKES EATING THEIR OWN.

I WANT FITZMAS NOW.

[wtmusic]

1. You get one present before bedtime

now drink your cocoa and GTF up to bed.

[banana republican]

2. I WANT A DOUBLE SCOTCH....

PARTY TIME!!!!!!

[wtmusic]

4. If no indictments come down

that's when I want MY double scotch

[longship]

9. No, you know the rules.

Double scotch, if indictments.
Fifth of cheap bourbon, if not.

[wtmusic]

16. LOL got it nt

[aquart]

3. You know the rules.

If you're awake, Santa won't come.

Which is damned hard on insomniac children.

[banana republican]

6. yES bUT i sAW mOMMIE kISSING sANTA cLAUSE.... N/T

[WA98296]

5. I can't sleep either..Hey..is the DuckWalk the official dance of Fitzmas?

[banana republican]

7. iF iT wALKS lIKE a dUCK.....

[Hekate]

12. Frog March nt

[WA98296]

8. Here's Joe Wilson's quote on that:

"Nothing would please me more than to see Rove being forced to frog or duck walk in handcuffs out of the White House...He is a crook and a manipulator!!"

[Texifornia]

10. 'Twas the night before Fitzmas...

'Twas the night before Fitzmas,

And all in the House,

Knew that Cheney was a lying,

and DeLay was a louse

The indictments were prepared by the Grand Jury with care,

We hoped the Bush criminals would soon be laid bare.

Then through the media there arose such a clatter,

That even Fox News said this was a matter.

Charge Scooter, charge Cheney, and that fat Karl Rove,

Fitzgerald's investigation will yield a treasure trove.

So as Karl was frog-marched,

And Scooter locked up,

I am strongley reminded to never give up.

Look past Fitzmas day,

When the Bush Regime collapses,

And the Wing Nuts can only say,

"At least he cut our taxes".

The teeth you hear gnashing,

Are on the political right,

Merry Fitzmas to all

America comes back to the light.

[Hekate]

13. Welcome to DU!

Great Fitzmas Story

Hekate

[aquart]

14. What a sweet bedtime story.

Hope it's true. Hope it's true.

[Hekate]

11. Now, now -- you'll get coal in your stocking if you misbehave

One present before bedtime and noooo peeking. Maybe a stiff eggnog will help you settle down.

Hekate
who has popcorn in the nuker and her Schadenfreude Dance cued up on the CD player

[tx_dem41]

15. I'll give you one present now. It's a dictionary.

;)