I...can't .....stand.....the....suspense

[sidwill]

Here I am on my day off, 2 double shot cappuccinos in my system, unshowered, disheveled, hitting refresh on my webrowser every 5 seconds................arrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhh

when is this gonna end?

[PassingFair]

1. I'm with you , sidwill....

my stomach's a'churnin.
...and I'm supposed to be working....

[HereSince1628]

2. Ok, see it in your mind, you are outside, enjoying a walk

keep repeating the vision adding stimulus that you might find inviting, such as color of leaves, sound of birds, enjoyment of a sport until you find yourself longing to be outside away from the computer.

[shadowknows69]

3. I think its all a vast DU conspiracy

So they can up their hit count. B-)

[Lochloosa]

8. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

On Edit: not funny

[shadowknows69]

12. Oh come on

go with your first instinct. It was a little funny. :hippie:

[marylanddem]

4. Except I'm in Maryland where the weather is horrible

so I'm chained & bound to this computer...

[HereSince1628]

11. Hmm, ok, imagine you are walking through a mall

add items that make the shopping interesting...just don't visit a computer store where you will imagine a hit of DU GD!

[jojo54]

5. I can't help thinking of Craig Toomey's character in the movie

The Langoliers by Stephen King. He's sitting in the plane (going even more insane), tearing magazine pages into little strips and letting them fall on the floor around his feet. I imagine we all feel a little like him right now.

Take a deep breath, calm down but keep one eye on the TV.

[npincus]

6. you got THAT right, Friend! I'm keeping the Tums corporation in

business this week!

[emulatorloo]

7. Neither can Karl, Scooter, Dick and George!

I must say thier discomfort makes the waiting ok w me.

[shenmue]

9. Hang on

It'll be okay, really it will...there, there...

:hug: :thumbsup:

[okieinpain]

10. actually you should be enjoying this. it's like a tailgate party before

the big game.

[shadowknows69]

13. but I have no beer or barbacue

and my wife has the car today so it's more like a "sit at home go crazy waiting" party

[okieinpain]

15. but you have your friends. I do have to admit a bowl of chips and

dip would be nice.

[zanne]

14. Clean something!

I actually hate housework, but it times like this, it comes in handy as a distraction. (And you can keep the TV on for background noise.)

[stevietheman]

16. Yeah, the eye of Hurricane Karma is stalled off the Atlantic coast...

waiting for Fitz's words before making landfall on D.C. :)