WH Admits Hillary Clinton Is Source Of Valerie Plame Leak.

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White House Admits Hillary Clinton Is Source Of Valerie Plame Leak.


Tuesday, October 25, 2005

In an unexpected development, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan admitted during his daily press briefing that before there was Robert Novak or Judith Miller, before there was I. Lewis (Scooter) Libby and Karl Rove...even before there was Dick (Dick) Cheney or George Tenant, there was Hillary. Yes, Hillary Clinton.



The unsolicited admission came as a surprise to a White House press corps used to stonewalling, dissemination and out and out lies; after all, the New York Senator hasn't been a target of Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald's grand jury probe into the leak scandal that 'outed' CIA operative Valerie Plame and the question most asked by reporters and political pundits is: why would the White House cut loose one it's greatest allies, perhaps the single most powerful woman in American politics today and George W. Bush's heir apparent for President in the 2008 elections? The answer is as convoluted as scandal itself.

Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse, speaking on the condition of anonymity said, "I know on the face of it, it seems shocking that we would implicate Senator Clinton. After all, no one has done more for George W. Bush and his rise to power than the Clintons, both Bill and Hillary. And while he's grateful for their continuing support, President Bush, as everyone knows, is completely committed to truth in government. Therefore, he's decided that it is imperative that anyone who's been involved in the naming of Valerie Plame should be exposed, even his closest friend in the world, Hillary Clinton."

Even more surprising than the admission that Ms. Clinton was involved in the Plame Affair was to some Americans was the President's admission that he and Senator Clinton are best friends, with the two sharing an even closer relationship than Mr. Bush has with his other gal pals Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice or White House Consul and Supreme Court favorite Harriet Miers. While current politics and national attitudes have dictated that the two friends adopt an adversarial posture in public, their close personal relationship has been an open secret inside the Beltway for years.

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http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1277&catid=9

[Nickster]

1. LMAO

[billybob537]

2. Cheney; "We were duped"

[electron_blue]

3. joke or not a joke?

[hang a left]

5. yes, satire

[electron_blue]

9. Who can tell anymore? LOL, not me.

eta: I am still waiting to hear about "the alien" outing Plame.

[FreedomAngel82]

15. There has to be an alien!

If there is no alien than it's not a consperiacy.

[meganmonkey]

12. Go to the link and read their disclaimer:

In case you didn't get it, none of the stories are real.

It's all fake.

We made it all up.

It's satire.

The people might be real but the quotes are not.

If it gets you mad, get a life.(see first amendment)


Some definitions of satire

witty language used to convey insults or scorn; "he used sarcasm to upset his opponent"; "irony is wasted on the stupid"; "Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own"--Johathan Swift

more...

http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/disclamer.htm

[mucifer]

4. I knew it was her all along!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Deep13]

6. Wow!

I always figured it was the ghost of FDR that did it.

[stop the bleeding]

7. I'm not suprised at all, Hasn't every bad situation been pinned on the

Clintons?

Great joke!

[BL611]

8. I'm sure many on this site

would be far happier with the destruction of Hillary then Rove or Libby,as would the freepers...

[sam sarrha]

10. I've always been suspicious of a lesbian thing with Condi Rice and Clinton

:spray:

[Debi]

11. I thought is was the Clenis's fault....n/t

[ronnykmarshall]

13. How long before the freepers take this series?

It's HUGH!!!!!1111!!!!!

[ck4829]

16. They took a Weekly World News story seriously. A Freeper WILL believe it.

You have that as a guarantee.

[FreedomAngel82]

14. LOL

Bush and Hillary best of friends? Hehehe!

[berni_mccoy]

17. THIS IS HUGH!!1!! I"M SERIES!!1!

:rofl: