Get your Bush Legacy Tool Kit!

[ck4829]

Want to celebrate Bush's Legacy, but you just don't know how to do it?

Don't worry!

We can help.

With this tool kit, you too can say the Bush Administration was the greatest Administration ever.

The kit includes:

A little LSD to make the Bush Administration look good
Rose tinted glasses
The Bush Administration Dictionary - Where Utter Failure is defined as being a "Success"
The Bush Administration Economic Guide - A record deficit is a GOOD thing according to this guide
A list of things you can blame Clinton on
A tin foil hat to protect from the Mind Waves that Lib'ruls project from their minds
A list of things Gawdly preachers such Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell have said about Bush
A list of things that people who have defected from the Lib'rul media have said about Bush. (You know, Fox News, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Jeff Gannon, Maggie Gallagher, Armstrong Williams, etc.)
A tax cut
A piece of rubble from the WTC
And an IED

Act now!

[afdip]

1. where do we sign up?? I want four of them.

[Berserker]

2. You forgot to say

And It's Tax Deductible !

[ck4829]

3. Act now! (Self-Kick)

[jmowreader]

4. Does it come with a bonus forklift?

The complete compendium of things to blame on Bill Clinton is printed (in 12-point Garamond Condensed type) on a whole skid of 50-pound offset paper...in the handy and convenient 25x38 size.

[ck4829]

5. LOL. And if you get our Nukulear Option...

You'll get Condi's Excuses and Karl Rove's political handbook, with the foreword by Beelzebub.

[jmowreader]

6. That comes with a convenient carrier, right?

Fashioned from a genuine 53-foot Freuhauf Trailer, recently stolen from behind a Wal-Mart, the Condi Rice Excuse Book Carrier makes a great stocking stuffer or, with low-cost extras (we don't give you the truck), can be used to earn your living!