'Twas the night before Fritzmas, when all through the White House

[meisje]

please continue

[stepnw1f]

1. Not Jeff Gannon

or Guckert or That Stupid pudgey faced louse...

[stillcool]

2. the criminals were gathered....

posturing for who would go last.

[yorkiemommie1]

3. and wishing like hell they could change the past

n/t

[progressivebydesign]

4. Oh.. if I must.... here it goes...

Twas the night before Fitzmas
and all through the blogs
not a creature was sleeping
for the marching of frogs.

I at my laptop
and Dick in his bed
dreaming of prisons
and cakes baked with lead

The indictments were drawn up
with such secrecy, such care
as grand juries belabored
we hoped, do we dare?

When out on the steps
a commotion appeared
republicans were quaking
this is what they all feared

Out strode Fiztgerald
indictments in hand
the frogs began dancing
celebration at hand

On Cheney, On Libby,
On Hadley, On Rove,
Their names were all there
into the bunker they dove.

But truth did win out
on that Fitzmasy day
when the treasonous liars
were all hauled away.

I heard Cheney shout
as they marched out of sight,
Clinton lied too!
That makes it alright!!!

Merry Fitzmas to all and to all a good night!

[Jazzgirl]

5. Oh, that is waayyy off the hook!!!

I luv it! Great job progressive! You rawk!

:yourock: :headbang:

[No Exit]

6. I've been humming Christmas carols all day long.

LOL! Of course, this time, they're FITZmas carols!

I remember an old verse I read as a child. It is relevant to the Bush economy. Here it is (with a slight modification):

Christmas is coming,
The geese are getting fat,
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat.
If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do
If you haven't got a ha'penny, you're SO screwed!