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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:03 AM
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The Milk Is Gone & Half The Cookies Are Eaten!
:bounce:

Fitzaclause was here last night! :bounce:
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Rex_Goodheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:05 AM
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1. I couldn't sleep last night...
No matter how much I'd like justice to be served, I DON'T want to be dreaming of indictments.

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stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:18 AM
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2. Man I don't even have a chimney and he came here too.
:toast:
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Lubernaut Donating Member (614 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:52 AM
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3. Are you sure it wasn't Karl?
He broke in here last night and ate all our Halloween candy.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:52 AM
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4. Half a cookie?
TERROR ALERT!
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:54 AM
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5. Are you saying that to just get on my nerves?
Well, at any rate,he was here, too, and I left him a Tuna Fitz sandwich, with a side of Fitz crackers, which he washed down with a Wine Fitzer.

:eyes: :hi:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:56 AM
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6. He ate my homework!
And caused it to snow!
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:58 AM
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8. What kind of homework? Fitzics?
:P
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 07:02 AM
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10. I just looked around again and...
Edited on Wed Oct-26-05 07:07 AM by Hubert Flottz
He took my new bottle of Crown Royal and runned off with my wife!(I hope I can get my Crown Royal back)

EDIT..."What Kind Of Homework, Fitzics?" No I'd written 341 new Fitzmas carols for music 101!
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 07:06 AM
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11. I bet they already drank it and are having hot animal sex right now.
:hi:
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:57 AM
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7. Hey I got snow on the ground up here.
Edited on Wed Oct-26-05 06:58 AM by maine_raptor
Does that mean it'll be a White Fitzmas????????

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 07:00 AM
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9. Hey, who drank my bottle of scotch.....
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ultraist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 07:24 AM
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12. Franken just said, "I'm waiting for Fitzmas" on CNN!
LOL! He said Libby and Rove should be executed for treason.
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