I Don't Know if Dick Is Going to Survive the Wait ---pix->>>

[Stephanie]

He looks terrible!











Vice President Dick Cheney, left, smiles as he joins President Bush, far right, during a meeting with U.S. Ambassador to Iraq Zalmay Khalilzad, second from right, and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2005. The White House is waiting to find out the results of Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald's two-year criminal probe into the leak of a CIA officer's identity that has entangled officials close to President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/051026/480/dcsa10110261419

[nookiemonster]

1. LOL! It looks like he ready to start bawling.

Boo hoo Dick.

:evilgrin:

[demnan]

2. Where the hell are his glasses?

Did he leave them in a bar or something?

[Deep13]

3. Looks like they got his dummy from Madame Toussad's.

[Stephanie]

6. He's gained weight!

A lot of weight!

[timber84]

17. A real Fatty Fat fat fat

[tuvor]

4. You just KNOW something's wrong. You can tell because...

cheney never smiles.

I defy anyone to find me as many smilin'-cheney photos as there are in this post!

[yodermon]

26. Yeah,

He usually looks like this:

[flygal]

48. Yodermon!!!

:rofl:

[belle]

5. Does he practice that "rakish" one raised eyebrow thing? It looks like...

he did it one too many times and now it's frozen that way.

[peekaloo]

29. It seems to accompany that right cheek sneak pose.

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[BlueStateBlue]

52. It's not like his mother didn't WARN him!

:rofl:

[MN ChimpH8R]

54. He definitely can't do the People's Eyebrow like the Rock

[AllyCat]

7. Has he gained weight? Good God he's huge.

And he slouches. And that really looks like he's co-opted Shrubbie's smirk to show his obvious disdain for the press and America.

Ugh..

[Ediacara]

8. He's making the same face Darth Vader did when he took off the helmet

I think he knows his goose is cooked.

[thereismore]

27. yes! spot on. nt

[tk2kewl]

9. He looks like a big puss-filled white-head zit!

[Catherine Vincent]

10. Is that supposed to be a smile?

[WI_DEM]

11. whenever I see him I think

that a guy whose had four or five heart attacks and various other heart problems--seems way overweight considering his health.

[Wickerman]

12. Holy Sta-Puff Marshmallow Man, Batman, the VP is a tad puffy!

[MaineDem]

13. He DOES look terrible

Has he gained weight? He looks different (even considering the lack of glasses.)

[jaxx]

18. He is terrible and it's coming out all over.

[Stephanie]

32. Could it be steroids?

That will puff you up.

[MaineDem]

53. Good point

They sure will. Maybe he's stopped taking his dieuetic, as someone else suggested. In any case, he looks terribly heavy all of a sudden.

[soothsayer]

14. Looks fat and defiant and cocky. Hope his ticker doesn't give

out with all that extra weight, hee hee hee.

[LiberalinNC]

15. Ya think he looks bad now? Just wait!

:evilgrin:

[reality based]

16. He sure has ballooned

Has he abandoned all effort to keep his weight down?

[havocmom]

19. Red eyes, red face, yellow hands? DU medico-types...

what does it mean?

[gulfcoastliberal]

56. My grandmother has CHF - looks like his is out of control

Congestive heart failure - you get fluid buildup as the left ventricle has problems pumping efficiently but he does have one of those cadillac pacers. Still, the guy has serious hypertension and coronry problems.

[Mountainman]

20. He doesn't have that "they'll believe anything I say" look anymore.

[Ishoutandscream2]

21. Not being sarcastic - that is one unhealthy man

We all know about his health problems, but this is really a sick, sick man. Look at his coloring - my God. I know he won't make 70.

[DakotaDemocrat]

22. For him, he's practically beaming!...eom

[Gasping4Truth]

23. He's grinning because

the briefcase he's clutching so tightly is really a remote control to activate the Doomsday Device.

[No Exit]

24. Survive the wait? The bastard's probably got the grand jury room bugged.

As for his health: to borrow a line from The Godfather(2), he's been dying of the same heart attack for years.

[Carni]

30. Next he'll start wearing a bathrobe and wandering the streets of DC

Muttering pretending to be insane ala Vinnie the Chin or whatever the hell that mob bosses name was LOL

[Stephanie]

37. Vincent "The Chin" Gigante

[Carni]

42. Yes! LOL THAT guy! eom

[No Exit]

46. ROFLMAO!! Vinnie the Chin and Dickie the Dick!!

[me b zola]

49. Leaky Dick

[No Exit]

64. Should've saved his leaks for Lynne..

or for whoever/whatever (his gold? a farm animal?) he sleeps with.

[madokie]

25. Looks to me like he is their suisider sword swallower

Now thats a mouth full.

[peekaloo]

28. Has he stopped taking his diuretics?

Stay Puf Marshmallow Man about to wreak havoc?

[catmandu57]

55. That would be my guess

He looks like he swollen from fluid retention.

[Carni]

31. OMG! Could Cheney have eaten Scooter?

That would be one way of getting rid of the evidence pointing to himself!

Judging by the size of *the big Dick* in these photos, it seems entirely possible!

[jazzjunkysue]

40. ROFL!

:rofl:

[KurtNYC]

33. Eeeeww - he's doing 'bedroom eyes' in the third picture

[Arugula Latte]

34. "Hey Baby, they don't call me Dick for nothin'!"

:puke:

[Stephanie]

38. Just ask Judy Miller.

[dogday]

35. All I know is I would not want him smiling at me

Look at his face, he is the epitome of slick and greed.

[stop the bleeding]

36. Hmmmmm " My ass is leaking"

:hurts:

[bmbmd]

39. Ya know, that water bottle in picture three

is roughly the same size and shape of the mystery cylinder concealed in his pants in a previous picnic related photo. You think he caries his water in his front picket?

[Dunvegan]

41. The two sides of Cheney's face just don't add up right.

They never have.

Cheney can be read, he's got no poker-face game.

But you have to watch the side of his face to the right (when looking at him) for your hand-tip.

[Stephanie]

44. I feel nauseous

that is unbelieveably creepy

[jazzjunkysue]

43. Laugh it up, neocons. Hope you look good in orange.

What the hell do these people have to laugh about? You know the press was let in for just under a minute to get those shots. So, it wasn't too hard to make it look good. for that photo.

Laugh it up, neocons. The world is onto you, now. You're not getting Iran or Syria. The war is being stopped.

[Straight Shooter]

45. I think he holds his mouth that way so it won't quiver or tremble.

I believe the nerves controlling his mouth have suffered some serious damage. It's rather appropriate karma, don'tcha think, considering all the damage that mouth has caused to the world?

As for the weight, whatever surgery he had, the meds have probably caused this.

Cheney has one foot in the grave and the other out the door.

[Bridget Burke]

51. Cheney had that sneer back in his combover days....

From the Dick Cheney Fan Club, yet!

[Straight Shooter]

63. Back then it wasn't so pronounced. It looks forced now.

He used to be so nice-looking. It's a shame what having a rotten soul will eventually do to the rest of your body.

[No Exit]

47. You'd think they'd have removed the water bottle before

they took these Corporate Brochure photos...

I mean, it might leak.

[Zynx]

50. He's gained a lot of weight and he was already fat.

He looks like he is suffering from really high blood pressure.

[DearAbby]

60. Fat bastard...."Git n my belly!"

[bluedawg12]

57. He and Krystalcon share this creepy ability

to smile when they mean the exact opposite.

But read the eyes, never laughing.

Boy he got chubby.

[gardenista]

58. Isn't it ironic. They are meeting with the new Ambassador Wilson.

Wilson was the Iraq Ambassador under Clinton. The circle is closing.

Cheney looks really unhinged.

[SoCalDem]

59. He's turning into Sharon, before our very eyes

[FreedomAngel82]

61. You know something is up when he comes out of hiding

Interesting how he's been showing himself a lot lately. You can tell they're all forcing themselves to smile when they're probably shitting themselves now.

[Hubert Flottz]

62. Picture # 1

"I gots to cleanse my colin!"