Cheney's Memoirs: What will he title it?

[Norquist Nemesis]

"The Big Fuck Off"

Others?

[bryant69]

1. "I don't know how to Smile."

Nah too weepy.

"Sneering. How to make it work for you at home and on the job."

Yeah that would work.

Bryant
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[Howardx]

2. I, Dick

n/t

[Thrasybulus]

3. It Ain't Me Babe

[newyawker99]

36. Hi Thrasybulus!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[LiberalVoice]

4. Me hungry. Want babies. nt

[LincolnMcGrath]

17. ROTFLMAO

:rofl: Pick of the Litter!

[MojoXN]

5. "How I ran the country behind the blind of a moron."

With an introduction by the moron himself, Dubya.

"Unky Dick always shur did know what'n I should say-n-do, and good thing, too! Last time I tries to talk by m'sef I said 'internets' and 'is our children learning'."

:)


MojoXN

[sinkingfeeling]

6. Prince of Darkness: My private war on the world

[MN ChimpH8R]

7. "Letter from Leavenworth Federal Prison"

with any luck

[TexasLawyer]

18. Oh Yeah!!!

I LIKE that one.

[rsdsharp]

24. "This Orange Jumpsuit Makes me look Fat"

...but it's better than horizontal stripes.

[Mist]

8. "Memoirs from the Dark Side" n/t

[Marr]

9. Million Dollar Snarl

[Neocondriac]

10. "All the other pasty fat fucks used to laugh and call me names"

[drdtroit]

11. "How I Fucked The World" n/t

[Marr]

12. Corpofascism for Dummies

Or maybe *with* dummies.

It'll be a guidebook.

[quiet.american]

13. TREASON: What you need to know to make it work

or maybe: Tuesdays with Fitz

[noahmijo]

14. "How I got away with it" Or "Proper care of your puppet president"

Or how about "The American People Are Suckers"

Hey I know "Duping the American people is easier than finding screwtop wine"

[one_true_leroy]

15. Necronomics: The Virtues of Theofascism.

[BR_Parkway]

16. No Bid, No Comment, I Plead the 5th

subtitle:

Not only a Presidential pardon, but look at the billion$ I got to keep.

[Call me Deacon Blues]

19. "Onanism for Beginners"

Introduction by Hindrocket

[WI_DEM]

20. I'm A Walking Zombie

[gratuitous]

21. My Business and None of Yours

How I sent your children off to die so I could make a bundle.

[phiddle]

22. Dirty Dick: How I Infected an Entire Nation

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

23. I

I

[Not_Giving_Up]

25. How the Dirty Liberals Framed Me

You know they'll play the pain of the liberal media, they always do.

[OneBlueSky]

26. "Screwing the Little People for Fun and Profit:

How to Fuck Over Your Country and Become a Multimillionaire at the Expense of Your Fellow Citizens"

[Zen Democrat]

27. The Root of Evil

[FSogol]

28. Mine, mine mine

Its Mine!

[alkaline9]

29. How I Ran The Country Without A Heart....nt

[Norquist Nemesis]

30. From Halliburton To Hell: How to Manage A Country

[suegeo]

31. Co-author of "The Handbook of Human Treachery"

Nixon wrote the foreword before he died.

Cheney will pen about 50 chapters, and other Fascist co-authors will add even more.

[applegrove]

32. The Curious incident of the inappropriate parka at the Auschwitz

memorial to millions of murdered. Who knew green wasn't the right color?

[WLKjr]

33. "I went and fucked myself"?

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

34. the rise and fall of dick

[WLKjr]

35. "Major League Dick: How I outed a CIA operative"

[WritingIsMyReligion]

37. "Why A Little Torture is Good in the Morning" n/t