White Sox forum: "Awww, The Bushes Left Early"

[sabra]

Check out this classic post...

http://www.forums.mlb.com/ml-whitesox/messages?msg=52532.31

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From: j v
To: southsideseries


Good one, pat on the back. Who handed GW the Presidency? What about his little brother the Governors spot for all these years in Florida of all places?! George senior fought hard in WWII. What is your problem with great Americans? Now his son is a little goofy but it is a likeable trait, almost. Sure Neal Bush is a mess but all families have their issues and black sheep. Gifts are not what makes a man nor inheritance. You would not know as it is safe to assume your dad was a blue collar worker. Not that there is anything wrong with that, provided he gave his children the gift of good moral fiber. He may have but you lack it. You have learning difficulties much in life?

[Craig3410]

1. Wow; I didn't know morels were high in fiber. -nt-

[BamaLefty]

2. LOL classic

[VolcanoJen]

3. What's with the slam on blue-collar workers?

That letter sounds like it was written by an unemployed jackass living in mom's basement, so that takes a lotta balls, doesn't it?

:-)

[Craig3410]

4. "his son is a little goofy"

Yeah, and Hitler and the Jews didn't really get along much.


:sarcasm:

[VolcanoJen]

18. lol lol lol

:spank:

[qanda]

5. I'm sorry

Some of this stuff is just hilarious!

"Barbara Bush, aka George Washington, actually had to be returned to the morgue by midnight...they like to get all the dead bodies toe-tagged and put back in the freezer before day break"

:rofl:

[Oreo]

6. George senior fought hard in WWII

Tell that to his tail gunner

[mark11727]

7. Oh, check out THIS exchange...

From: zork57 12:01 pm
To: maxpower7 (36 of 47)

52532.36 in reply to 52532.34

You smarmy little sack of dung. I don't need anyone to blame for anything. As a man I take responsibilty for my own errors unlike your fine president who has been passing the buck all of his life. He obviously never listened to Harry Truman's motto, "The buck stops here." He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and steadily transferred it into his nose. He has had lackeys to take the fall and has blamed either them or the Liberals or other outside parties for everything that he has done wrong in his five years in office. So I will leave you now and let you wallow in your success. I must go and talk Sox baseball. If you bother to post to me I will only answer in gibberish because I am not up to dealing with your mined games. Run along now to your villa in Monaco.

[VolcanoJen]

12. "Run along now to your villa in Monaco."

I'm still cleaning up the coffee I spit out when I read that. :-)

[sabra]

14. reply:

Did George W. Bush just take the blame for the Katrina disaster? Yes, even though the disaster could have been prevented countless times before, by presidents both republican and democrat. My favorite line when I argue with someone is "don't bother to reply" or some variation of that statement. You want to have the last word, so you try to steal it.

Truman aslo said, "Intense feeling too often obscures the truth. "

I believe that to be your problem in a nutshell. It's obvious that we will never see eye to eye. Go then and talk sox basball. I get the feeling you make more sense on that topic. In time, I will go to my villa. Sorry if I've upset you.

[VolcanoJen]

15. GAWD, what a self-righteous jackhole!

"In time, I will go to my villa. Sorry if I've upset you."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KharmaTrain]

8. Most Sox Fans Are Deep Blue Democrats!

http://www.southsidesox.com/

Here's a great Sox message board run by the same folks who run Crooks & Liars. Every team has a site...so even those 'stros fans can console each other.

My son and I kept seeing that old bat in the corner all night and kept wishing someone would foul that smile off her face. Obviously, Neil had the 1am booty call to make and had to drop the old lady off before she turned into a total vampiress.

It's all good anyway. I kinda wish poppy was there so I could have seen the grimaced look on his face. How ironic, Faux really didn't put the camera on Babs during the game...but there she was right behind home plate with Silverado Neil.

I suspect they'll be at the game tonight...hopefully tonight that foul ball in that beautiful mind fantasy of mine can come true. Seeing the White Sox in the World Series and up 3-0 is fantasy fulfillment enough...this would just make it even sweeter. LOL.

Cheers...and GO YOU WHITE SOX. LOL

BTW...a vast majority of my Cub friends are very loyal and deep blue Democrats, too. It's the Cardinal fans that are the rednecks. LOL.

[LSK]

9. more

"Please dont give us any liberal bullshite! I am a lifelong republican thats knows darn well what Bush has done to this country. Cheney and many other will be indicted soon for their Iraq/WMDs lie and Bush will follow."

" think their should be a BAN on southerners in politics, particulary running for president.
Texas politicians= RICH, RACIST, AND REPUBLICAN

Despite what allegiance you for either team in chicago, I think we can all agree on that.

WE ALL KNOW GEORGE BUSH IS AN IMBACIL
HE LOVES D!CK (cheney)
BUT HE HATES H0m0se%ua!s
WE'RE SICK AND TIRED OF THE EMBARASSEMENT
THE WHOLE WORLD WANTS US TO GET A BETTER PRESIDENT
I WANNA MOVE NORTH, AND BE A CANADIAN
HANG DOWN LOW WITH THE NICE AUSTRALIANS
I DONT WANNA BE ANOTHE I DONT CARE AGAIN
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
FRANCO UNAMERICAN
-nofx "franco unamerican"

"Politically, Texas politicians, who are in the White house are ####, like the Bush Crime Family. They in FACT are RICH RACIST AND REPUBLICAN
Bush is the most hated man on the planet. When people think Texas, thats what they think of, George"The war criminal Bush. He's an embarassment to our country."

[OneBlueSky]

10. after what the Red Sox did to the Cardinals last year . . .

the question must be asked: Is the American League really THAT much stronger than the National League? . . . inquiring minds want to know . . .

I, for one, really anticipated a close series that focused on pitchers' duels . . . not the thorough shellacking that the Sox are laying on the Astros . . .

[sabra]

16. Tomorrow will be a very good day in Chitown

A White Sox world series win, and indictments in the WH... :-)

[meow2u3]

11. Here's another classic--on the same board

From: Base Ball 12:33 pm
To: soxandcards39 unread (42 of 53)

52532.42 in reply to 52532.39

I think their should be a BAN on southerners in politics, particulary running for president.
Texas politicians= RICH, RACIST, AND REPUBLICAN

Despite what allegiance you for either team in chicago, I think we can all agree on that.

WE ALL KNOW GEORGE BUSH IS AN IMBACIL
HE LOVES D!CK (cheney)
BUT HE HATES H0m0se%ua!s
WE'RE SICK AND TIRED OF THE EMBARASSEMENT
THE WHOLE WORLD WANTS US TO GET A BETTER PRESIDENT
I WANNA MOVE NORTH, AND BE A CANADIAN
HANG DOWN LOW WITH THE NICE AUSTRALIANS
I DONT WANNA BE ANOTHE I DONT CARE AGAIN
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
FRANCO UNAMERICAN
-nofx "franco unamerican

Edited 10/26/2005 12:34 pm ET by Base Ball




Edit: removed dupe and subbed with another message

[aden_nak]

13. Was that English? Because it just barely qualified.

[VolcanoJen]

17. JUST IN: Bush says they are still counting runs in the panhandle...

... and that his brother, Jeb, assures him of an Astros victory when all the runs are counted!!

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