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Thu Oct-27-05 05:15 AM
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"Notes from Ann Coulter's Editor" -- BRILLIANT! |
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This comes from Francisco Marciuliano (current creator of "Sally Forth") from his website www.drinkatwork.com:
Notes from Ann Coulter's Editor
Dear Ann:
* Please do not spell things phonetically. You clearly mispronounce a lot of words.
* Never start a sentence with "and," "but" or your crush on Timothy McVeigh.
* You have a tendency to write awkward sentences when working with concepts unfamiliar to you, such as American history.
* Although 780 endnotes is indeed impressive, almost all of yours seem to cite dreams, overheard bus conversations and blackface vaudevillian routines.
* Considering his death, perhaps it's best if you rephrase "I want to blow Ronald Reagan" in the past tense.
* Please check to ensure that each sentence has a subject and a verb, not simply a target and a racial slur.
* Contrary to your impassioned statements, James G. Watt's environmental policies did not, in fact, bring back the unicorn.
* Introductory elements of a sentence typically tend to establish either time or condition, not the author's overwhelming insecurity or need to avenge third-grade taunts.
* Keep your sentences simple, not your thoughts.
* The word "God" does not appear in the U.S. Constitution. Neither does the word "genocide."
* If you consult our publishing house's manual of style you'll notice that we frown on printing white text on white paper, despite your crippling fear of all things black.
* Read your manuscript out loud. If it sounds like Deutschland Uber Alles could easily be played in the background while you speak, we may have a problem.
* I'm very uncomfortable with the numerous rape fantasies in your manuscript, whether its the rape of the earth, of our natural resources or of you by Joe McCarthy.
* While I understand that you like to engage in hyperbole, calling yourself "attractive" is simply pushing it.
:rofl:
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Thu Oct-27-05 05:18 AM
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If I wasn't already convinced before to stay as far away from her books as possible, I am now.
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Thu Oct-27-05 05:22 AM
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Thu Oct-27-05 05:24 AM
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3. This one made me spit up my water. |
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* Considering his death, perhaps it's best if you rephrase "I want to blow Ronald Reagan" in the past tense.
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Thu Oct-27-05 07:18 AM
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14. I have this fear that he, er, she would not be put off by |
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that mere technicality . . .
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Thu Oct-27-05 05:35 AM
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Thu Oct-27-05 05:42 AM
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Thu Oct-27-05 05:43 AM
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But Clinton!...Chappaquiddick!...(Tosses hair)and Clinton!
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Thu Oct-27-05 05:44 AM
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Thu Oct-27-05 05:46 AM
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8. Thank you for a great start to my day! |
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Thu Oct-27-05 05:52 AM
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Guess I'll be sure to always read Sally Forth in the funnies now.
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Thu Oct-27-05 06:17 AM
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10. White text on white paper |
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That says alot about Annthrax's blind ramblings. :rofl:
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Thu Oct-27-05 06:19 AM
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Thu Oct-27-05 06:26 AM
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I read it and loved it. Bravo to the editor! Of course, if Deutschland Uber Alles was changed to the Horst Wessel Leid, it would have even more bite.
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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Thu Oct-27-05 06:26 AM
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I pissed my pants at this one:
Although 780 endnotes is indeed impressive, almost all of yours seem to cite dreams, overheard bus conversations and blackface vaudevillian routines.
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Thu Oct-27-05 09:58 AM
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15. Anyone who finds Ann attractive is a necrophiliac. |
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Thu Oct-27-05 09:59 AM
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16. I have to kick this, I heard her babbling this morning on CNN and |
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turned it to another channel. She's the female equivalent of Fred Phelps. Kicked.
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Thu Oct-27-05 10:54 AM
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20. Fred Phelps outfitted for a drag show |
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Thu Oct-27-05 10:11 AM
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17. LOL! I HAVE to email this to my dad. He is retired and now spends most |
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of his non-golfing time writing Letters to the Editor, many of which are about Ann Coulter and her hate-filled lies :)
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Thu Oct-27-05 10:14 AM
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18. I love it! Hahahahahaha! nt |
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Thu Oct-27-05 10:45 AM
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Thu Oct-27-05 11:01 AM
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21. "concepts unfamiliar to you, such as American history" |
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On the Today show this a.m., she said she didn't know who Scooter Libby was until 5 minutes ago.
Jealous that you weren't embedded with PNAC from the start, Anaka?
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Thu Oct-27-05 11:04 AM
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22. Wow! Every sentence is an utter GEM! |
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NOT what I would have expected from the "Sally Forth" creator!
Brilliant!!!!!
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