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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:23 AM
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Florida Suffers From Lack Of Life Saving Bush Photo-Op. No Water Or Ice.
Edited on Thu Oct-27-05 07:26 AM by DistressedAmerican
Given his history of saving the victims of Florida's hurricanes with his well timed photo ops, the state seems to be lacking his personally distributing water and ice for people.

I can only assume that it was his magnificently timed photo ops that prevented the long lines and supply shortages we are seeing reported from Florida. Certainly, that "hard work" must have saved many lives and prevented a great deal of suffering.

Please George! The people of Florida are suffering. Won't you please hold one of your famous photo-ops? Won't you please show up with some water and ice for these people? How about a little lemonade?

Something?











FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN! HOLD A PHOTO-OP! YOUR BROTHER IS NOT UP TO IT BY HIMSELF!





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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:25 AM
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1. I'm sure they'll bring a few bags of ice down on AF1
and set up a photo op for DimSon to hand out a couple of bags to some good republicans.

Not to worry
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:28 AM
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6. Natch. Can't Have Scotch On The Rocks W/O The Rocks
ShitdustbagFuckwittageAsstards. I LOATHE THEM!!!!!!
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:26 AM
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2. He's waiting for Jeb
to beg him for the Federal government to take over, that way Jeb can hand his brother military control of the State of FL.

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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:26 AM
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3. But Jeb assumed responsibility
"Don't blame FEMA" he said.

Don't blame FEMA? I suppose it was Gov. Blanco's fault too...
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:28 AM
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5. That Was Freaking Hysterical! It's Not George!!!
Don't blame the feds. I SUCK!!! ITS ALL ME!!!

Way to fall on the short sword Bro!
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:30 AM
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8. Unreal. The depths to which they will
stoop are outrageous!
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:34 AM
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9. Smells A Lot Like Desperate Republican Flop Sweat To Me!
Edited on Thu Oct-27-05 07:34 AM by DistressedAmerican


SHIT! WHAT DO I DO? WHERE IS KARL? SHIT!!!

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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:35 AM
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11. Oh Goodness
I had not seen that picture before...yuck...you should have warned me!
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:27 AM
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4. Ironically, he'll be in FL today to make
everything better. :eyes: :puke:
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:29 AM
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7. THANK HIS MERCIFUL GOD!
What a guy!:puke:
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:34 AM
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10. What's up with this?


He cannot lift the water by himself? I thought this was the "most physically fit" pretzelnit in history? These packages are not super-light, but the guy helping him seems to signal he has no faith in bush as a waterboy.



If I didn't know better, I'd say the woman with her hand behind the Red Cross rep was moving her hand up and down, to suggest she thought bush was jerking them around.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:36 AM
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12. That Is Really Funny! Didn't Even Notice The Jerk Off Gesture!
Edited on Thu Oct-27-05 07:36 AM by DistressedAmerican
I bet the photographer did though!

Note on the jerker: She has some real "man hands".
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Freedomfried Donating Member (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:55 AM
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15. The cameraman sees the "jerk me off" signal, he approves!
See the thumbs up?

They got em!
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wildwww2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:40 AM
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13. My wife said she heard on propaganda TV that he was coming to
Miami and one other place. But not here in West Palm Beach where only 10% of us have power. And it looks like a third world country with people standing in mile long lines with gas cans. My brother and I went out and made some money yesterday selling scrap metal. It was a mess. We are going to take today off. So just maybe we won`t have to syphon gas out of my old truck to go to work on Friday. Some places have power to pump gas but most don`t. I guess. Because very few gas stations were open and the ones that were open had long lines both of people in cars and standing forever with their red gas cans. Most of us in Palm Beach County would want to protest a visit by that idiot Bu$h anyway. He can do his Photo op elsewhere I am sure.
Peace
Wildman
Al Gore is My President
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:42 AM
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14. Hey! Glad To See You Check In!
I hope Bush shows up with some gas for you. You can give him a nice Cheney style greeting!

Hang in there guy!
DA
:hi:
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 12:55 PM
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16. Thank You So Much George. I'm Sure It Will Be Better Now!
:puke:
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