If there were no Clintons what would Dick Morris do with his life

[LynneSin]

I see where Morris wrote another anti-Clinton book - this guy is a toe-sucking asshole who can't get over the fact that he's a crook and a liar and when Clinton realized it he called him out on it

[Kagemusha]

1. Sounds like that sums it up.

Maybe once upon a time he knew politics but, he's gotten sadder and sadder over the years, way out of touch...

[Loonman]

2. Run a foot porn empire

Possibly.

[NYCGirl]

3. What he should do — fade into absolute oblivion. NT

[zbdent]

4. If it weren't for Clinton (saving his ass), he would be

sucking the toes of the female patients in the mental institution because he had been caught drooling too many times in the shoe aisle of the local thrift store . . .

[NewInNewJ.]

5. Great one!

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

8. My variation along the same lines

Without his income as a Clinton-bashing author/talking head, he couldn't afford professionals to satisfy his fetish and would be busted for trying to suck strangers' toes in libraries etc. Convicted for assault and then jailed. That's where he'd be.

[rpannier]

6. dickie boy made a comment last spring

about North Korea having developed eight or nine nuclear missiles during Clinton's tenure. I wrote him to inform him:

Mr. Morris,
It has come to my attention that you have made the erroneous claim that North Korea (the PDK) had developed eight-to-nine nuclear missiles prior to 2001. As a member of the now defunct IASK (Institute for Asian Security - Korea) my job was to monitor the PDK for such activity. During my seven years with IASK (1997-2003) there was no Nuclear Weapons Activity like what you described that ever occurred. Since April of 2003, I have been working for the Korean Government in much the same capacity as I had for IASK.
I am here to tell you that there was NO (Zero, Nada) nuclear activity on the scale that you described until 2002 -- after Clinton was out of office.
I don't know if you are just badly misinformed or if you are an outright liar. But, I would ask, in the future, that you check your facts before making bold and wrong assertions.

[LynneSin]

7. Dick Morris is great at pulling 'facts' from his ass and running with them

It doesn't matter what the truth is - Dick (which I feel is an appropriate name for him) makes crap up and puts it in his anti-Clinton books.

Hell the guy can't even come up with original book covers taking from both Hillary & Bill's autobiographies and recycling them for his own use.