well then, if it *is* Fitzmas, shouldn't we be singing "Youlied carols"

[villager]

in front of the White House?

[Fridays Child]

1. Good one!

:D

[seemslikeadream]

2. "Youlied carols"

Very good villager, Merry Fitzmas













It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Everywhere you go.
Who's gonna do five-or-ten?
We're thinking once again
Of handcuffs and of orange jumpsuits aglow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Indictments on every score
But the prettiest sight to see
Is the scowl on Darth Cheney
At the slammer's front door.

A warrant or writ, a subpoena that fits
Is the wish of Barney and Ben;
The thought of Turdblossom hung up like a possum
Is the hope of Janice and Jen;
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for court to start again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Everywhere you go.
There's an defendant who doesn't want to tell;
One in the White House as well --
The felony kind that doesn't mind the law!
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Soon the bells will start
And the thing that will make them ring
Is the indictment that we sing,
Right within our hearts!

crispini

[havocmom]

3. **snarf**

:rofl:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

4. Let's all gather and light

the Yule Go to Jail log!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. And kiss beneath a bough of Misledtoe

[villager]

8. oh -- "Misledtoe" is *good*

n/t

[Arkansas Granny]

6. You are just too clever. eom

[Pepper32]

7. LOL, I like "Youlied carols" as much as "Fitzmas"

Good one!

[texpatriot2004]

9. But of course, after all, Treason is the Reason for the Season.nt.