Hey, do we have to keep talking about "Ham Sandwiches"?

[Hubert Flottz]

It makes me HUNGRY as Hell! and I'll bet if Mr. Fitzgerald knew that people here were calling Karl and Scooter ham sandwiches he would be upset! Ham sandwich...GOOOOOOOOOD Neocons...BAAAAAAAAAAD!

I'm on my heart healthy diet AGAIN and I sure am hungry! It just ain't fair! Don't you DARE say Ham and Cheese sandwich, because I don't think I can control myself if you do. I'm glad Grand Juries don't indict T-Bone steaks, because you guys would cause me to have a Twinkie attack 24/7!

I even hear people on TV, talking about ham sandwiches and I think you people have REALLY went and done it this time!

This is SERIES!1!1!1!!

[Hubert Flottz]

1. BREAKING!

My heart is breaking because I'm HUNGRY!

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I won't even be able to eat a decent Fitzmas dinner!

And all I see on here is HAM SANDWICH! It ain't right!

[wtbymark]

3. I know a doctor

told me a story of one time he was seeing an obese patient, he was examining her and, well, he had to lift one of her 'rolls' -

uuummm, well, in the woman's 'roll', he found a molded HAM sandwich
sorry, just had to share that so you wouldn't crave it so badly
-peace

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Thanks I needed that!

That helped! :popcorn:

[shenmue]

4. What did the poor sandwich ever do to you?

I never thought food items would get in trouble in court. What is this country coming to?

...I like turkey sandwiches better anyway.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Ohhhhhhh GAWD!

I have eaten so much turkey and chicken I'm about DIE!

I wish I'd never gone back to the heart doctor!

[AspenRose]

10. I had a turkey sandwich for lunch today

Made me way too sleepy this afternoon....couldn't concentrate.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Turkey always makes me sleepy too.

I had tacos made out of ground turkey for supper and I'm getting sleepy now. We make a lot of good things with ground chicken and ground turkey, that we did use beef and pork in and it's hard to tell the difference. Wish they made a low fat prime rib.

[Lefty48197]

7. A Grand Jury can indict a ham sandwich

of course, they can also indict the House Majority Leader, the Senate Majority Leader, the President's Brain, the VP's right hand man, and the VP himself. Did I miss anybody?

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Sounds like a good recipe to me!

I hope they slow roast in Hell!

[Nikki Stone1]

9. How about liverwurst sandwiches? Or head cheese sandwiches?

Far more descriptive and less off-putting than ham sandwich.

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[bluedawg12]

13. Ham sandwiches will only indict a few neocons

we need a roast ham to throw at the bunch.

[Hubert Flottz]

14. Visions of sugar plums have been dancing through my head all

week!

I hope Fitz sends all the Corporate Nazi Hogs back to the pig farm FOREVER. And puts about a 20 strand barbed wire fence around them with about 6754433229098 volts on it. If you put a Gold Star Mom at each gate Bush would never come out.