If Rove turns (snitches) but Libby doesn't turn which one is the Aspen?

[yellowcanine]

They can't both be Aspens or they would turn together.

[tuvor]

1. If a bush falls in the White House, do any liberals weep?

[yellowcanine]

2. If an Aspen falls in the forest does Judith Miller care?

[uppityperson]

3. are their roots interconnected?

[Tanuki]

4. Populus tremuloides

is the scientific name for the aspen. In the fall the leaves are yellow and trembling, and that would probably apply equally to Libby and Rove right about now!

[yellowcanine]

5. But Rove is fat and blubbering - very unAspen-like.