Total BWAHAHAAAAA over at Freeperville (laughing at, not with, btw)

[Montauk6]

(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1510996/posts)

"I can't remember if the networks all broke in when Hillary was charged with false statements."

(Were the statements or the charges false?)

"Now is a good time for Cheney to resign due to his health and loss of counsel. That way, the next President of the United States can be put into position.
We have a great administration in the Whitehouse right now. If the democrats had gone after Clinton's purgery, obstruction of justice, and lying to the American people with the same fervor, it would have taken half the time at half the price! Plus, Libby is just council. Imagine if he were the President!!
The Bush administration handled this very well. We should be proud."

(This is PRIDE????)

"Gotta prove it in court, though."

(WELLL... it's nice to see Freepers going "liberal," I'll remember this sentiment next time one comments frying Saddam or hanging Osama.)


OK, folks... get ready to laugh; I don't mean a mild snicker, I mean get ready for this sidesplitter... WARNING! If you don't wish to mess up your monitor, keyboard or desk, please swallow now before proceeding.




Last warning...



OK...



Here we go...


"I never imagined we'd see true political persecution in the US. Maybe I was just naive."

BWAAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :party: :bounce: :rofl: :bounce: :party: :rofl: :nopity: :rofl: :rofl:

[Loonman]

1. They're forced to bring up the Clintons

They got nothing left. Indefensible. The WH has been a haven for crooks and liars since Bush took office.

[Montauk6]

7. I'm just waiting for "The Clinton Defense" to be used in a murder case...

Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty due to severely diminished capacity and trauma suffered from the news of a former President receiving oral pleasure.

Your Honor, my client is sent into a zombie rage to where he has no control of his actions. We have experts who will testify as to the extent these episodes are triggered by the voice of Sen. Hillary Clinton.

[begin_within]

2. It all depends on what your definition of "purgery" is.

[tsuki]

8. Purgery is when a dim-wit tries

to impress his audience with his savvy-fair.

[Jacobin]

10. Hey, I like that word.....'purge'.....I think they may be onto something

:woohoo:

[bryant69]

3. oh my.

Poor disillusioned fool.

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[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. This is what happens...

When the sandcastles of the psychotic are washed away. Crap like the above.

[liberal N proud]

5. Where was this freeper from 1992 - 2000?

:wtf:

[IronLionZion]

6. political persecution?????

oh you mean like betraying an undercover CIA operative because her husband exposed your lies?? :puke:

[bridgit]

9. the institutionalization of functional illiteracy = freerepublic

[Catherine Vincent]

18. OMG! That pic!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SCantiGOP]

11. here's another good one:

I had to go look for myself. Here's a response in the thread "Was the Plame affair a CIA plot?":
>>>>Time will only be spent on making Republicans look guilty. The media is not interested in any wrong doings by democrats. Let's see if the media gets away with it. I fear they will.<<<<

See, that's why there was practically no news coverage of Clinton's bimbo and other related problems. These people are completely delusional.
...oh, never mind. I ran the spell check and it corrected the freeper's statement. He actually said that they were trying to make republicans look QUILTY. That makes more sense.

[louis-t]

13. "Quilty"

That's funny.

[Career Prole]

12. "Plus, Libby is just council. Imagine if he were the President!!"

"Plus, Libby is just council. Imagine if he were the President!!"

Important notes to freeper lurkers!

1.) Since your mangling of the "perjury" spelling was covered already I feel compelled to add it's "counsel", not "council", you illiterate wretches.

2.) Be he council or counsel, Irving Libby was just one of many who wield more actual power in this administration than your dim-witted "chief" executive.
"Imagine if he were president!" indeed...the boneheaded bush* is so out of the loop he still thinks he's in charge.

[EOTE]

14. Here's another gem....

"Where are the charges related to leaking Valerie Plame's identity? The implication of the charges seem to be that if there wasn't an investigation there wouldn't have been any crime at all."

Ummmm....what is he lying for if there's no crime? Lying under oath is a crime in and of itself. One doesn't just perjure himself for the hell of it. And oh, where was this guy during Clinton's impeachment? If republicans weren't so concerned about his zipper, he wouldn't have lied (not perjury, as it had nothing to do with the case) and therefore wouldn't have been impeached. The gall of these fools is amazing.

[Arkana]

15. Boy, they're really at Defcon 1 over there.

They're right--Cheney should resign. Not for his health, but because he's a lying crook.

Oh, and POLITICAL PERSECUTION??!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU FUCKS CALL WHAT YOU DID TO CLINTON FOR EIGHT GODDAMN YEARS?!

[Montauk6]

16. Remember that Culture Club song "Only Trying To Help You"?

Off the second album?

This line comes to mind when considering Freepers, Consoviets, and Neomoons alike:

That's the way we destroy a baby:
Shut it out, shut it out
That's the way we destroy a baby
Shut it out of your mind...

[Montauk6]

17. OK, now THIS one is a real headshaker...

"This whole thing stinks and I think we need to start a Libby Defense Fund! This is a man that has served our country with integrity and distinction and any conservative worth their salt will not let him hang out to dry! His defense will cost him at the very LEAST... 1 MILLION DOLLARS!! What say you Freepers?"

How much MORE are these lemmings willing to give to a BFEE that, every second of the day, already steals them blind???

I guess there are fools and, then, there are DAMN fools.