What will Scooter's Nickname be in prison?

[BOSSHOG]

I'm so very happy I don't know what it feels to be a constitution hating ignorant selfish conservative today.

[Tesla]

1. Scooter boy

[leftchick]

2. ....

bitch. I hope it is okay to say here in reference to a man? Because he will be someboy's!

[electropop]

3. "Scooper?"

He'll look great in orange, walking around where they exercise the guard dogs.

[Julius Civitatus]

4. "Cooter"

or "Cooter Scooter"

[tgnyc]

18. Cuter

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. Poop Shoot. n/t

[mike_c]

6. bee-aitch....

eom

[julialnyc]

7. Scooter

He already has a stupid nickname (I'm sure there are many creative terms that can be made up with that one)

[IChing]

10. boy toy......scooter

You wanna play with my boy toy and ride the scooter?

[Lannes]

8. Red meat

[mmonk]

9. Boot Scoot Libby

[AlCzervik]

11. Judging by his haircut "Little Caesar"

[lebkuchen]

12. Gerbil boy

[TK421]

13. Well...his first name will be Ben, and I think his last name will change

to Dover

[tgnyc]

14. Little Time

[underpants]

15. Pooter

:bounce:


ON EDIT- :prisonanaltraitorgayrape:

[RelativelyJones]

16. Pinch

[Viking12]

17. Hopefully it will be "Cheney's Bitch"

after Cheney gets indicted too!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

19. The Tossed Salad Boy. n/t

[Neocondriac]

20. "Can o' Peaches"

[Proud2BaLiberalMom]

21. Cutie Scootie

[tishaLA]

22. Scooter. Everybody will ride him

[masshole]

best description of why he's called Scooter

lmao

[stopbush]

23. "Opening a can of Libby's" will take on a (w)hole new meaning! n/t

[Debi]

24. Ben Dover nt

[Blue_In_AK]

25. Scooter's good...

[AZBlue]

26. Dick's Bitch

Or is that Dicks' Bitch? :o

[Straight Shooter]

27. "Pop the wheelie" n/t

[DearAbby]

28. Pookie Pie Irving!

[VelmaD]

29. You know...I work in corrections...

and I know you all think you're being cute...but prison rape isn't funny no matter who it happens to.

[TroglodyteScholar]

32. Not even war criminals? n/t

[VelmaD]

34. Not even war criminals

The jokes minimize the trauma experienced by every man and woman who has ever been raped.

And the last time I checked there was NO crime one could commit for which the punishment included being raped. That we tolerate rape in our prisons is a sad commentary on our society.

[chelsea0011]

30. Ride Me

[Hubert Flottz]

31. He'd better wear a mudflap over his @$$ at all times...

He can't outrun old Bubba on that gimp leg.

EDIT: WEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[eleny]

33. Booty Scoot

[nvliberal]

35. Skater, when he cuts a deal and spends little or no time in jail. n/t

[Mr_Spock]

36. Booty Boy Scooter

We should send him some soap on a rope...

[MiniMe]

37. It will still be Scooter, but the reason for the scooting will change. n/t

[Rowdyboy]

38. "Scoot-on" as in "Scoot on over here and sit on my big, fat......

lap.

Scooters in for the ride of his life!

[sproutster]

39. Nut Buster - Source Oz Prison Bitch Name Generator

http://sidesplitters.catastrophe.net/arch/2001/bitchGen.html

[Avalux]

40. Locking.

I know everyone's excited, but this thread is inappropriate. Thanks for your understanding.