CNN just reported that Bush

[Native]

actually watched 20 minutes of Fitzgerald's press conference. Such staying power - be still my heart!

[trof]

1. Man of steel.

[Arugula Latte]

30. Hey, presidentin' is hard work!

Thanks goodness we have an Adult in charge now!

:rofl:

[deadparrot]

2. What--no DVD clips on AF1? nt

[leveymg]

3. "The most brilliant man I've ever known." - H.M.

[MADem]

21. She went to Camp David with him

Probably to make his cocoa, and tuck him in, poor little thing....

[leveymg]

29. Was Pickles there?

Or is she still locked up in her room at the WH residence with her chilled vodka and a carton of Parliaments?

[MADem]

32. If she stayed in town, she is probably having a better time

That poor woman. What hell she must live in...trapped like a rat, with a crazy maniac as a husband.

[MO_Dem]

4. Andy Card must have

hidden little w's remote control.

[Liberal Dose]

5. A whole 20 minutes? His attention span ran out after 2 minutes, so that

means for 18 minutes he sat staring blankly at the TV screen.

[Mabus]

15. And that would be different from every other day, how?

That's what happens when Barney hides the remote.

[tanyev]

6. Bender to follow.

[DoYouEverWonder]

7. And then he smashed the TV

and had to be held down by five WH aides causing he had such a hissy fit.

[jazzjunkysue]

22. Tripped over the TV. Fell off the TV. Choked on the TV.

Fool me once.....

[Nothing Without Hope]

8. The thread with the press conference VIDEO also has Bush's response

to the indictments - plus a collection of his statements about the Plame leak over the last two years. It's here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5210267
thread title: ***VIDEO of Fitzgerald PRESS CONFERENCE (and Bush's response)***

[Native]

12. That was a response?

I thought that was more like a 20 second gasp of pure inanity.

[Julius Civitatus]

9. Not enough action scenes to keep him interested?

He's such a moron!

Maybe if they remake the press conference with puppets, maybe he'll watch the whole thing.

[jazzjunkysue]

23. Colorful animations, and maybe a pagan burning. Burn the witch!

[npincus]

10. what? Andy Card didn't have to make him a DVD first?

[MichiganVote]

11. Its ok, he won't understand a word of it

Didn't you see him get on the heli with his personal 'Supreme Court' attorney-Miers?

[RobertSeattle]

13. Flip Flopper - He watched it before he didn't watch it

[ktowntennesseedem]

14. His "Walker/Texas Ranger-Season II" DVD must be missing.

Probably left it down in Florida yesterday (all that hurricane touring is hard work, you know.)

[The Judged]

16. Anyone tell him what it meant? Or did he draw his own conclusions?

[jazzjunkysue]

24. Prolly just colored in the outlines.

[Guaranteed]

17. Sure. While he was eating pretzels

and shooting Jimmy Beam.

ROFL!!

I'm sorry, I have to laugh at my own shit. :)

It's just too good of a day.

[upi402]

18. hims is big an' bwave mans!

A credit to bushtards everywhere.

[Warren DeMontague]

19. And then "Boohbah" came on

http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html

And George took another hit of ecstasy.

[jazzjunkysue]

25. I wish we could blame it on the drugs....

[ruggerson]

20. CNN got it wrong again

The bottle of Jack Daniels sits atop the TV in the WhiteHouse dining room.

[Straight Shooter]

26. A press conference of this magnitude and he watches only 20 minutes?

Did he have that deer-in-the-headlights look the entire time? Did he even understand a single solitary word that Fitzgerald said?

[The Judged]

27. It was nap time? He got a Time-out for watching the wrong channel?

[UrbScotty]

28. And he didn't choke on a pretzel?

:wow:

[Marr]

31. Here's a picture someone snapped of Bush watching the coverage:

[DearAbby]

33. Did they have to produce an animated version of the conference?

with animal cartoon figures 'splaining the difficult parts?

[NYC Liberal]

34. I smell bullshit.

This sounds like something deliberately leaked to the press to make people think Bush actually cares about justice.

[laureloak]

35. Did he recognize the kind of person a President should be?

Did he compare Fritz to himself?
I wonder.