Libby’s Sex Shocker

[kerrygoddess]

Libby’s Sex Shocker
October 31st, 2005

With the presumption of innocence, we cannot say yet whether Scooter Libby will be convicted of perjury. We can say he is at high risk of being convicted of writing bad and depraved sex after reading The New Yorker. Check out what he has written about bears, young girls and sex with deer.

LINK - http://blog.thedemocraticdaily.com/?p=1005

[IChing]

1. link is to what you said not to what he wrote give us a taste? n/t

[Mind_your_head]

3. I think this is the proper link the OP meant

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/content/articles/051107ta_talk_collins

Sheesh....weird.

I think this quote from the last paragraph of the article sums it up pretty well:

<snip>
So, how does Libby stack up against the competition? This question was put to Nancy Sladek, the editor of Britain’s Literary Review, which, each year, holds a contest for bad sex writing in fiction. (In 1998, someone nominated the Starr Report.) Sladek agreed to review a few passages from Libby. “That’s a bit depraved, isn’t it, this kind of thing about bears and young girls? That’s particularly nasty, and the other ones are just boring,” she said. “God, they’re an odd bunch, these Republicans.”
<snip>

[FreedomAngel82]

17. All they think about is sex

Whether it's that nasty side of it or abortion or gay marriage. Ew ew ew. They all seriously need to get laid.

[Mind_your_head]

25. He appears to be both a criminal and depraved

I don't think they need to 'get laid'. Society needs to be protected against people like these.

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Link to synonyms of debase. Pervert, debauch, and deprave seem to fit well with this guy.

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/debase

[The Doctor.]

41. I must confess...

I am a Republican and I collect 'Legend of the Overfiend' anime. It doesn't get much more depraved than that. (No, of course I don't do stuff like that... it would be illegal and I'm not a 12 foot tall poly-phallic flying demon... fascinating stuff really.) -So I suppose that constant might hold true.

The real question I have is 'Is he a good writer?'.

[Punkingal]

2. I just have great difficulty...

thinking "sex" and any of these disgusting creatures in the same sentence. It just puts all kinds of bad pictures in my mind that I can't get rid of.

[Seen the light]

4. Wait...is this satire or did he really write that?

[TomInTib]

5. Is this real or some Onion-like deal?

If it is legit that Scooter is one weird dude.

Wow

"the lower one seemed larger". "lower one"?

The bear segment takes the cake.

Prod me with a stick, Myrtle.

[VolcanoJen]

14. No, it's real. He really did write that crappy "The Apprentice" book.

:puke:

[sojourner]

6. boy, these pigs are preoccupied with sex...

one must assume they have access to sexual release so it's not "repression" per se. Perhaps it's guilt...their puritanical religious views clash with their sexual nature, and so leads them to obsess about all things "forbidden"...homosexuality, sex with children, bestiality.

can't understand it otherwise. sick people.

not because of the sex, but because of their hypocrisy in failing to recognize how they glorify that which they revile and seek to suppress in others.

[kerrygoddess]

56. They sure are...

Repression leads to all sorts of things.

[Bunny]

7. This paragraph absolutely cracks me up:

SNIP
Libby has a lot to live up to as a conservative author of erotic fiction. As an article in SPY magazine pointed out in 1988, from Safire (“ finally came to him in the bed and shouted ‘Arragghrrorwr!’ in his ear, bit his neck, plunged her head between his legs and devoured him”) to Buckley (“I’d rather do this with you than play cards”) to Liddy (“T’sa Li froze, her lips still enclosing Rand’s glans . . .”) to Ehrlichman (“ ‘It felt like a little tongue’ ”) to O’Reilly (“Okay, Shannon Michaels, off with those pants”), extracurricular creative writing has long been an outlet for ideas that might not fly at, say, the National Prayer Breakfast. In one of Lynne Cheney’s books, a Republican vice-president dies of a heart attack while having sex with his mistress.
SNIP

Who are these clowns writing for?????
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

34. 'Arragghrrorwr’ might replace MORAN as THE elegant GOPer

word, not in the dictionary!

How you been Bunny, 'Arragghrrorwr!’?!1!1!1!1!1!

EDIT: Did he write "Candy" about the time he wrote that?

'Arragghrrorwr!’ 'Rubba-tub-tub!' 'Arragghrrorwr!’ 'Rubba-Tub-Dub!' 'Arragghrrorwr!’'your hump, give me your hump' 'Arragghrrorwr!’ "tubba-rub-dub'
'Arragghrrorwr!’ 'Rubba-tub-tub!' 'Arragghrrorwr!’ 'Rubba-Tub-Dub!' 'Arragghrrorwr!’'your hump, give me your hump' 'Arragghrrorwr!’ "tubba-rub-dub'
'Arragghrrorwr!’ 'Rubba-tub-tub!' 'Arragghrrorwr!’ 'Rubba-Tub-Dub!' 'Arragghrrorwr!’'your hump, give me your hump' 'Arragghrrorwr!’ "tubba-rub-dub'
'Arragghrrorwr!’ 'Rubba-tub-tub!' 'Arragghrrorwr!’ 'Rubba-Tub-Dub!' 'Arragghrrorwr!’'your hump, give me your hump' 'Arragghrrorwr!’ "tubba-rub-dub'

[Bunny]

35. Hi Hubert Flottz!

How you been, guy?

Okay, picture yourself in a romantic clinch. Your lover starts to make his/her move, followed by "Arragghrrorwr". Now, if THAT doesn't get your motor running, I don't know what will! :crazy:

Oh, and I forgot to ask: since when do you guys like to have your neck bitten, and then be devoured? Is this woman a cannibal, or something??? :shrug:

[Hubert Flottz]

36. "Arragghrrorwr" "Yabba-Dabba-Do" "Arragghrrorwr".

NISE!

"Hanibella Lector"

"Just Devour me! "Arragghrrorwr". "Chomp Chomp" she said as she chawed on his Adam'S apple and rubbed his throbbing rhoids!

Somebody needs to send that shit to Larry at Penthouse. LMAO!

[Hubert Flottz]

43. Hey I looked and can't find that "Arragghrrorwr" in my funkin'...

Wagganol. You think it's French?

EDIT: That kind of puts a new light on "My Pet Goat" and what pickles said about shrub's horse whisperin'!

[Warren DeMontague]

51. Themselves. That's what happens to uptight, anti-sex zealots

it's gotta come out somewhere.

[wordpix2]

64. that IS a hoot but

the part about 10 y.o. girls being put in a bear's cage to have sex with the bear---this guy has a really sick mind---what a perve.

[skids]

8. O. M. G. He's a closet Furry.

Thanks Goddess, turns out what I really needed this afternoon was a good lascivious chuckle. Who would have thunk it?

:hi:

(So the Furry art post a while ago wasn't just a random nonsequiter. Verrry interesting. Bad P.R. day for Furries, I guess.)

[The Doctor.]

42. OMG!!! Now I HAVE to know...

What percentage of Furries are Republican?

[NNN0LHI]

9. Hasn't the current attorney general gone after people for just reading...

...wierd stuff?

Don

[ryan_cats]

29. I remember when Meese, Reagan's attorney general went after porn

I remember when Meese, Reagan's attorney general went after porn. I seem to recall, that him and his panel watched a lot of porn to determine if it was obscene. Then, he said it was bad to watch and led to violent acts (paraphrasing). With all the porn they watched, I always thought if what he said was true, him and his crew would be suspects #1.
Yet more thug hypocrisy (yeah, what a surprise)...

[yorkiemommie1]

58. they all got their jollies from reading the clinton/lewinsky

transcripts. i'm convinced of that.

[Elidor]

61. As a matter of fact, Meese delivered his report on porn

In front of the same bare-breasted statue that Ashcroft later paid $6,000 to cover. I remember the press conference.

[funflower]

10. Good thing these folks are here to protect our culture from depravity!

[DJ MEW]

11. God that guy is sick

What is wrong with these Republican people.

They really are an odd bunch.

[DS1]

12. Maybe the bear is a metaphor for 'commie'

:D

[Armstead]

13. "He asked if they should fuck the deer. "

Hoo Ha. I didn't realize "conservative family values" included deer.

[BuelahWitch]

50. Run Bambi Run!!!

[Straight Shooter]

60. That explains bush's persistent "deer in the headlights" look.

Flashbacks of high times with Scooter.

[MidwestTransplant]

15. No wonder Lynn Cheney was so fond of him.

Remember her lesbian romance novels?

[FreedomAngel82]

16. Ew

I don't want to read that from his mind. Young girls and what is it with republicans and sex with animals?

[Dancing_Dave]

18. Don't give us NIGHTMARES!!!

Well, I must say this makes my Halloween!

[SillyGoose]

19. Ewww.....that made my skin crawl. How truly bizarre.

I knew this guy didn't look to be all there upstairs.

[kerrygoddess]

39. Sick puppy!

Definately not all there upstairs.

[trekbiker]

20. it makes sense when you think about how extreme and

irrational thier hatred of Clinton was. He was smarter, more charming, more politically savvy and definately superior in the sex department than any of these twisted bastards. No wonder thier jeolousy drove them mad. For these guys sex is power. wouldn't surprise me if most of them are dysfunctional in the sack

[texpatriot2004]

21. Gross. nm

[Tatiana]

22. According to Gen. Ashcroft, he should be arrested for this mess alone! n/t

[oregonindy]

23. what is it with neo cons and really bad porn?

[Dulcinea]

54. I can't believe this was actually published.

It may actually be worse than Lynne Cheney's or Newt Gingrich's books. This is some of the worst crap I have ever read.

[VolcanoJen]

24. Wow... get your copy of "The Apprentice" for only $1.99!!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0312284535.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Amazon - The Apprentice

I guess Scooter's first novel wasn't a very big hit? If you've got the stomach for it, you can read some excerpts at the link above. He's an astonishingly awful writer. :-)

[elcondor]

45. Did you catch this review?

"Sexy stuff...., March 28, 2002
Reviewer: A reader
Libby's story builds and builds and builds until it reaches a crescendo of sexual and political tension. What a great read! Hope he is working on something new...."

OH THE IRONY!!

[IkeWarnedUs]

69. a little further down the Amazon link:

Customers who bought this book also bought
The Politics of Truth: Inside the Lies that Led to War and Betrayed My Wife's CIA Identity: A Diplomat's Memoir by Joseph C. Wilson

Whatever copies of this sick dribble have sold obviously were not purchased for its literary value.

[KoKo]

26. I remember when Tweety Matthews said: "Libby is a successful author...

so what does he mean by this Aspen stuff," on his show just before the indictment.

I didn't know Libby wrote crap like this...but I wondered why Matthews would mention it. I can just see Tweety lusting over Libby's prose now that I know that his successful author is based on this kind of sleaze.

:eyes: I hope this gets all over the internet. If we could have gone after Lynn Cheney on her Lesbian books then maybe folks would start to wake up that these people aren't what one thinks they are.

[Child_Of_Isis]

27. Do tell!

" In one of Lynne Cheney’s books, a Republican vice-president dies of a heart attack while having sex with his mistress."

[KingFlorez]

28. Disgusting, truly disgusting

Our government is full of perverts, potential rapists and god knows what else. This is seriously frightening.

[kerrygoddess]

44. The god knows what else fits.

:kick:

[WinkyDink]

30. These books should be left in church pews.

RIGHT-WING church pews. Or just Xeroxed passages stuck into missals.

Religious nuts ought to know what "moral values" they're really voting for.

31. maybe he can write about his own

experiences having sex with bears in the prison. The quotes smack of misogynism or sadism to me.

[Acryliccalico]

32. It all adds up to me

That is why they always go after the Dem's. We are open about our sexual lives (pretty much). They are sexually perverted and have to hide that fact, because of their alignments. They feel frustrated. Their belief is : Power&control= sex Lets face it, it's all the same to them. :kick:

[Hubert Flottz]

33. All I can say is...

‘Arragghrrorwr!’

[No Exit]

37. You know, I bet he and Lynne Cheney have a real ball at

cocktail parties.

What is with Dick Cheney's affinity for purple prose writers?

[QuettaKid]

38. You know...you read stuff like that

"the young girls having sex with bears" and suddenly all of those Gannon/Gosch stories suddenly don't seem so far fetched.......:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

[kilaana]

40. Ewwwwww!

How creepy! There is seriously something wrong with that man. I sure hope his nieces and nephews don't get too much time alone with weird Uncle Scooter.

[mzmolly]

46. Could Libby be the Gannon connection?

:shrug:

[mia]

47. "...getting involved in political skullduggery". EBAY Auction

http://cgi.ebay.com/THE-APPRENTICE-by-Lewis-Libby-Paperback-1996-SIGNED_W0QQitemZ8347962462QQcategoryZ377QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

THE APPRENTICE,by Lewis Libby, 1996, paperback, signed.
I. Lewis Libby's historical adventure novel, set in 1903 in Japan, was published in 1996 by Graywolf Press. This is a bound, paperback, 239 page proof copy (uncorrected) with full color cover, and signed by the author. It is in MINT condition.

With the election of George W. Bush, Libby became Chief of Staff to Vice-President Dick Cheney, with the added title, Assistant to the President. He served in those offices until he was indicted on October 28,2005 by the special prosecutor investigating the Valerie Plame/CIA leak case. Upon announcement of his five-count indictment, Libby resigned from both posts.

An earlier review of the exotically romantic plot of "The Apprentice" included this description: "Emotionally wrought by his feelings for Yukiko, Setsuo cannot see that he is getting involved in political skullduggery".

[tanyev]

48. "Like his predecessors, Libby does not shy from the scatological. "

Now that makes me see Bush's note back to Harriet in a whole new light.

"I appreciate your friendship and candor - never hold back your sage advice. P. S. No more public scatology."

Grand Old Perverts.

[kerrygoddess]

53. "Grand Old Perverts"

Indeed!

[realFedUp]

49. oops, I just posted that also from Lloyd Grove's column

sorry.

Sicko Scooter.

[Hubert Flottz]

52. Viagra Kills

But what a way to go...

[Catrina]

55. Wow!

I feel ill ~ and this is what he's willing to publish. It makes you wonder what he thinks and does privately.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

57. Just exactly how do you arouse a bear with a stick?

This guy sounds like he's straight out of HBO's Carnivale.

[Generic Other]

59. He pretends to be a Japanese pervert and signs his real name??

Hasn't he heard of nom de plumes?

[ignatzmouse]

62. At Scalia's orgies, I wonder which one...

wears the bear mask and which one wears the antlers?

[Zynx]

73. And which one says, "Arragghrrorwr!"?

[wordpix2]

63. writers write about things they know...YUCK! LIBBY's a sicko

[Hubert Flottz]

65. What did Scooter "Arragghrrorwr" and...

when did he "Arragghrrorwr" it?

[Hubert Flottz]

66. OMG... I just saw a deer with a mudflap over it's ass!

I think it was Gawd trying to tell me stuff!

Hey gang, this is a GOLDEN opportunity to nail these bastard's "MORALITY" crap big time. We need to keep this on the front burner, while Scooter is in the headlig...err...Spotlight.

Spiral Hawk has come up with a GREAT idea, about registering www.Arragghrrorwr.com. I hope someone has the means to do that before, the GOPers do it and quash the idea. It would be a great website to pile on the GOPers while they are reeling. I think someone could REALLY make some bucks...no pun intended.

[Zynx]

67. Hey baby, "Arragghrrorwr!"

[Hubert Flottz]

68. ROTFLMAO

"From a tiny acorn a mighty oak will grow"

"Everything Works If You Let It"

http://www.arragghrrorwr.com/

We need to support this first step in the MORALITY Revolution.

[Zynx]

72. Indeed. That idea makes me want to go "Arragghrrorwr!"

[Hubert Flottz]

74. It sure do make you wonder don't it?

Did Jeff wear doe in heat scent when he visited the White House. Does Shrub make Laura blow on a grunt call and snort when he tops her? Does Cheney go around rubbing his musk glands on the trees in Washington to mark his boundaries? Does he piss in the bushes and scrape the ground? Does Karl and Scott's necks swell up when Jeff drops by? Do they watch "The Deer Hunter" on the DVD thingy while thy have sex? Is Ann Coulter part Goat?

Inquiring minds wanna' know?

[SOS]

70. We owe reviewer Lauren Collins

a debt of gratitude. She actually read this garbage and brings us a sampling of Libby's atrocious writing and twisted depravity. I hope she was well paid for her suffering.

[SOS]

71. We owe reviewer Lauren Collins

a debt of gratitude. Hopefully she was paid well.
Reading 250 pages of this perverted drivel is one unpleasant job.

[earth mom]

75. I'm disgusted but not surprised.

I'm sorry to say that it's doubtful that this will go anywhere or prompt outrage with any of the reich wing faithful. Look how they ignored that Gannon, a gay escort, visited the WH 200 times or that Lynn Cheney, the VPs wife, authored a lesbian novel. No, the rethugs will continue on with their blatant lie of ultra pure, high & mighty, holier than thou "MORALS" that are beyond reproach. :eyes:

They all are really a bunch of hypocritical scumbags. :puke: