Get Ready To Laugh Your ass off. I AIN'T KIDDING !!!

[Justice Is Comin]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/04/AR2005110402040.html



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President Bush has ordered White House staff to attend mandatory briefings beginning next week on ethical behavior and the handling of classified material after the indictment last week of a senior administration official in the CIA leak probe.

According to a memo sent to aides yesterday, Bush expects all White House staff to adhere to the "spirit as well as the letter" of all ethics laws and rules. As a result, "the White House counsel's office will conduct a series of presentations next week that will provide refresher lectures on general ethics rules, including the rules of governing the protection of classified information," according to the memo, a copy of which was provided to The Washington Post by a senior White House aide.




:rofl: Fucking laugh of the year.

[tiptoe]

1. Good thing it's Monday: Norquist weekly breakfast schemings are Wednesdays

Grover Norquist (wikipedia)

[tiptoe]

2. "refresher lectures on general ethics rules" ==> Shredding 101

[Justice Is Comin]

4. He'll be the laughing stock of TV all weekend.

Keith may not even be able to wait until Monday to spread this. This has got to be a history first.

[me b zola]

3. Exhibit A

Yeah, that shit ought to fly well with the public. Keep playing it off as if your treasonous acts are some kind of fucking joke.


WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ARREST THESE BASTARDS AND REMOVE THEM FROM THE WHITE HOUSE?????

[SeattleGirl]

5. As well as our misery?

They are just so unbelievable!!!!

[tiptoe]

29. Depending on what's in the 8 redacted pages Fitz submitted to judges...

that eventuality may not be entirely unrealistic.

(What if the Brewster-Jennings monitoring network was on the trail of an in-process, illegal WMD proliferation transaction?)

[me b zola]

31. I do think that the work Ms Plame was doing was at the core of the leak

There is no other scenario where Novak knows (is told by the WH) and publishes/outs the name of Plame's cover.

Yes, this goes deep and there are many possible outcomes.

Here's to democracy, the rule of law, our Constitution, and Pat Fitzgerald. :toast:

[baron j]

6. Why restore honor and dignity today, when you can put it off

until you need to spin indictments?

[Justice Is Comin]

8. Like Larry the cable guy says,

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.


Ethics classes in the White House. Are you attending Bush, the one about not really ethical to start a phony war?

Do they bring lunch boxes? I'm just askin.

[symbolman]

7. So someone LEAKED the White House Bush Memo

to the Washington Post?

Call Fitz! We've got another live one! :)

"No..No..NO MR PRESIDENT!! You put the paper IN THIS SIDE of the Shredder.. NO! Don't PULL on the paper, just let it SLIDE on in.. Let..uh, LET .. GO.. LET GO OF IT!..

Oh my GOD! SOMEBODY CALL THE DOCTOR!! Jesus Christ.. Karl, I TOLD you he shouldn't be let NEAR the SHREDDER.. just LOOK at his FINGERS! How are we going to SPIN this ONE?

We've already USED the Pretzel, the Bike, the rolly thing, what was that, uh.. remember Cheney used it just fine, but Bushie boy here couldn't find the on/off switch? Fell right off of it..Segewey something?..

Okay, okay.. FISHING -- it was a FISHING accident, that's IT! He was hauling in a big bass and it BIT HIM.. no, a SHARK.. no, too scary, no sharks in Crawford..uh, ah.. a..

Ah fuck it, a SHREDDER ATE HIS HAND, let's tell the DAMN TRUTH FOR ONCE.. What are you pointing at Karl? What? Something IN the Shredder?

Wait a minute, that's MY TIE, don't stick my TIE in the Shredder - it could pull my Head off and kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeughhhgggggjugjugjug....."

[Justice Is Comin]

10. I'm rolling on the floor laughing.

[symbolman]

13. I've been taking politics way too seriously for so long

Been thinking of creating a blog to just tell it like I see it, getting into the mindset to do that..

Might as well fiddle along with Nero, at least you can poke him in the eye with the bow while doing it and MAYBE get away with it..

Glad you liked :)

[tiptoe]

15. LOL!

enjoyed your scrib :)

[Justice Is Comin]

16. I had tears in my eyes laughing so hard. Curly talking to Shemp .

[sandnsea]

12. oh god I'm dying, stop it

Leaked the memo about the leak meetings. Too funny. And the rest of it... oh you're killing me..

[xchrom]

19. now i'm leaking!

that was so funny!

dude you gotta write.

[symbolman]

21. Just had a thought

Why shouldn't I just BE a Bush "aide" (like a real dumbass who was one of Jenna's old boyfriends, but knows too much to get rid of, but isn't worth actually killing) and do a whole blog that way?

I could add links to actual stories that are total spin, and flesh them out some..

I really LIKE writing total bullshit, and that's what all these guys are all about :)

[Tsiyu]

26. Well, it's so close to the truth, it might as well be

but you could call it pure fiction!

You cracked me up, and I like your idea: the Jenna's ex character could really give a unique insider's perspective.

:rofl:

[Nay]

20. LOLOL!!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

25. OMFG! Shut up NOW before I piss myself!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[shenmue]

9. Ethics briefings. *Him*.

Oh, that is just too good. Thanks. I needed a laugh.

:thumbsup:

:rofl:

[Robert Murphy]

11. What's so Funny?

"Refresher lectures on general ethics rules?" How do you 'refresh' something that was never there in the first place?

Gee, if I were a jaded, cynical b*stard, I would deem this to be nothing more than PR, that IF any such 'lectures' take place, they will be attended by no more than a handful seat-warming underlings.

Robert

[tiptoe]

14. Yep...PRelude to prepare the public for a pardon party.

[JohnnyRingo]

17. That "black cloud" hanging over the White House is

smoke.
The Buxh admin is definitely broken.

[C_U_L8R]

18. There should be a "Dilbert"cartoon series....

just about the bureaucracy,
corruption and incompetency
of Bush's White House.

Or why not bring back "That's My Bush"
(i never saw it... was it funny ???? I bet it could be funnier now)

[Jawja]

22. How about LEAD by example

and FIRE ROVE???!!

:puke:

[lonestarnot]

23. OMG Not.... what a brain in action!

[WePurrsevere]

24. OMG! LOL!! *IF* Bush Co had ANY ethics at all they'd hold a press conf &

admit that they had USED, ABUSED, LIED, CHEATED and MURDERED all along for the almighty $$$, POWER and to shove their agenda down the whole world's throats. :grr:

Bush and his admin would have to look up "ethics" in the dictionary and have some vague reading comp skill to know and understand what ETHICS truly are but all they can do is "talk the talk" not "walk the walk".

Hmm... maybe that "bunch" in the flight suit was real after all... goodness knows Bush certainly has elephant sized brassy ones. :eyes: :puke:

[PurityOfEssence]

27. Ethnics? We already got that Rice broad around here; what's the problem?

Okay, lesson number one: don't go round killin' nobody just 'cuz ya disagree with 'em. (dissappointed moan from the class)

[daleanime]

30. Lesson Two.

Take the sox out of his mouth after you break his fingers or you'll never hear his confession.

[Justice Is Comin]

28. Ethics from this Time Magazine's dickhead of the universe is as funny as

Death row inmates getting free air tickets to Rome to visit the pope.

An insurance salesman selling term life insurance to someone with six weeks to live.

The three stooges giving lessons to a scientist on how to split an atom.

A child molester giving sex safety lessons to eight year olds.

[Zynx]

32. Bad Rove. Bad. Now go to your ethics class!

Or not. I really don't care if you do my precious Turdblossom.