Who could be the GOP's poster child?

[Rocknrule]

I would go with Eric Cartman from South Park. He possesses all the characteristics of modern Republicans: he is dumb, mean, racist, sexist, selfish, immature, politically incorrect, obnoxious, completely out of touch with reality, and idolizes Hitler

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. Satan.

Welcome to DU, BTW.

:hi:

[Burried News]

2. Sounds right but since I don't watch that show I was thinking

of Dr. Strangelove. I guess we have a generation gap. :)

[Ladyhawk]

3. Is that anything like the--gasp--missile gap? n/t

[mark11727]

4. "We must not allow a mine-shaft gap...!"

"Mein Führer! I CAN WALK!"

[Burried News]

11. We must terrorize them THERE before they terrorize us HERE.

Charles Krauthammer the Dr. Strangelove of the third millenium.

[VOX]

5. Daniel Day-Lewis as Bill Cutting in "Gangs of New York"...

A self-professed "patriot," cares so much about his country that he's willing to eliminate any "undesirables," and he's not above killing an elected officeholder if in the way.

Bill Cutting is the perfect right-wing Republican!

[prescole]

6. Ward Cleaver

of "Leave It to Beaver" fame. The perfect suburban dad with the perfect suburban wife and perfect suburban family...where else? In the perfect suburban suburb.

A fantasy if ever there was one.

[BOSSHOG]

9. However, Ward

proudly served with the Navy SeeBees. No self respecting republican would dare waste his time serving his country in uniform.

[punpirate]

7. Jack Abramoff seems to be doing pretty well...

... in that regard already. If you want someone that's really representative of the Republicans, you've got to have someone associated with dirty money, because that's what they are truly about.

[triguy46]

8. Alfred E. Neumann. "What, me worry?"

[MsTryska]

10. and his mother is a whore....

which sorta fits in with the deviant sexuality piece that apparently is key to being a wingnut.

[Caoimhe]

12. KKKarl "Chuckie" Rove

[wakfs]

13. Simple - DUBYA

Bush is and always shall be the poster child for the failed policies of the corrupt and incompetent Republican party.