Bush Cheney, Inc's top 10 reasons to invade Iran

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1) They are promoting terra in Iraq and Afghanistan
2) They are planning to invade the US within 45 minutes
3) they have lots of incredibly evil oil that must be excised and removed from their land free of cost.
4) They have alien technology that allows them to secretly transport petroleum products from the US Gulf coastline thereby stealing it from poor US oil companies.
5) They had more people voting in the last election then we did, therefore they have no democracy
6) They wear weird clothing and pray too often. . . . to the wrong god
7) Our god can beat up their god.
8) The Magic 8 ball said it is a good time to invade.
9) They have aluminum tubes imported from Iraq.
10) The Israelis instructed us to do it.

[NanceGreggs]

1. This is GREAT!!!!

:smoke:

On Edit: Good thing you didn't try to list all of the REASONS they've given for us being in Iraq -- you'd still be typing into next year!

[leveymg]

2. I'd like to see Letterman do this. LOL

[HereSince1628]

3. BUT, they didn't try to kill MY daddy! ! !

Shouldn't that give them SOME SORT of reprieve?

[enid602]

4. Iran

11. The US was STUPID enough to take down the only leader in the area who stood between Iran (world's #2 oil producer) and Iraq (#3). Because Iraq's Shi'ite population lives in oil-rich southern Iraq (just a stone's throw from its oil-rich, Shi'ite Iranian counterpoint on the other side of the border), Iran will soon control an even larger share of the world's reserves. Thank you, George!!!!