Which headline would you most want to see in your morning paper?

[CMT]

Which of these headlines would most interest you.

[slackmaster]

1. SLACKMASTER WINS HUGE LOTTERY JACKPOT!

[Brucey]

2. I had to go with the vomitting.

It's just the mood I'm in today. The headline I would really enjoy: Strange Virus Kills Only Conservatives - No Cure Known

[DBoon]

3. NDP Sweeps Canadian parlimentary elections

n/t

[theivoryqueen]

4. although I would love to see Bush indicted

I wouldn't want them to miss out on indicting Cheney and DeLay as well. Then Colin Powell would be sworn in as Prez.

[Democrats unite]

6. Wanna try Dennis Hasert

As being sworn in as President.

[Mass_Liberal]

5. The resignation of Bush and Cheney

is the one thing that would make me believe in God.

[DealsGapRider]

7. Martians Return to Claim Dennis Kucinich, Apologize for Leaving Him Behind

[Padraig18]

8. I had to go with Chafee.

It puts it that much closer.

[smirkymonkey]

9. "THE ENTIRE BUSH ADMINSTRATION..

AND THEIR SUPPORTERS COMATOSE FROM MYSTERIOUS VIRUS".

If only!!

[DuctapeFatwa]

10. FINLAND OVERTHROWS US GOVT, ALL TO HAGUE

In a surprise coup, Finland Thursay overthrew the US government, and several C-130s were commandeered to transport the entire Bush administration, most of Congress, and the top executives of several dozen energy and defense companies to the Hague to await trial for crimes against humanity.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez pledged the full resources of his nation to help in the transition and organize international monitors for new elections for Governor General and other posts in the new Finnish colony.

All weapons of mass destruction, both in the US and Israel were immediately collected and recycled into serviceable items such as housing units and energy-efficient automobiles, and every air and seaport in the former rogue nation rang with happy cries of families as all US military personnel were brought home from wherever they were and enrolled in a massive urban infrastructure repair project.

Interim Authority Chief DuctapeFatwa, appointed largely on the basis of being one of the few people in the nation now known as West Finland who owns a pair of reindeer fur boots, announced that oil companies would be nationalized and all proceeds used to fund the national healthcare system, currently being organized with the help of Cuban officials.

[economic justice]

11. Funny! :-) <eom>

[Brucey]

22. You, Duct, are the weiner!

Kudos, good man.

[mndemocrat_29]

12. The perfect headline:

DEMOCRATS WIN BACK WHITE HOUSE, SENATE AND HOUSE BY HUGE MARGINS!

[NashVegas]

13. "Dean Wins Presidency"

..

[nostamj]

14. JESUS RETURNS

Kicks GWB in the nuts, says of Falwell/Robertson, "And I thought the moneylenders were bad!"

[evil_orange_cat]

15. Bush INDICTED!

that would be nice, but I'd like to see most of the cabinet and Cheney go with them... the problem with all this is that Dennis Hastert, IIRC, is pretty high up in the succession list. He scares me too.

[bluestateguy]

16. YANKEES FINISH IN LAST PLACE

Championship Team Lies in Rubble.

[in_cog_ni_to]

17. I would like them ALL

but since we had to choose, I chose Bush indicted. I wish it was Bush and his entire cabal indicted. That's my DREAM headline.

[LeahMira]

18. He would take them all down with him.

I wish it was Bush and his entire cabal indicted.

Surely you don't expect the little man to accept all the blame all by himself!

[karlschneider]

19. I picked the first choice before I even saw your poll! Verbatim!

But I'd actually rather see "Bush sentenced to life at Gitmo."

[BrewerJohn]

20. My vote would have been "Bush Indicted"...

except for the fact that it falls short of "Bush Convicted".
So I settled for #2.

[ComerPerro]

21. McCain to Run as Independent

Would be amazing.

Although, if we can edit the choices, I would love to see:

BUSH INDICTED!!
KILLS CHENEY, SELF

[LWolf]

23. other:

<insert democrat here> WINS PRESIDENCY IN A LANDSLIDE. BUSH CARRIES ZERO OUT OF FIFTY STATES.

[ozone_man]

24. Dean sweeps South!

North, East, and West too!

[MODemocrat]

25. Bush should be charged with treason. This isn't about consenual sex

Apparently, he can't be touched; just look what happened to CBS because they were going to air the Reagan show. :freak: :spank: :grr:

[Mz Pip]

26. I'll go for the resignation

The indictment sounds sweet but fat chance it would lead to a conviction.

I'll settle for having him out of the WH.

MzPip
:dem:

[RushIsRot]

27. Where's the option "Bush Convicted" or "Bush Sentenced?" nt