Conservatives Cry Foul over Bogus Lynch Movie

[Atman]

Demand that the potrayal of Jessica Lynch, which the private has personally labelled as inaccurate and bogus, be pulled from the air and not broadcast.

Ooops. My bad. The conservatives demanded no such thing. Because they are hypocrites.

[meegbear]

1. Oh come now ...

They wouldn't say that. Why this movie is 100% accurate.

From Jessica watching Ronald Reagan on TV and calling him "grampy", to her teen years, hating Clinton, screaming about his "demasculating" of the military, to her "GOD BLESS GEORGE W. BUSH!" cry at her homecoming.

No problems here.

[wtmusic]

2. This mission has been programmed to self-destruct...10...9...8

Funny how lies always come back and bite you in the ass.

[Liberator_Rev]

3. Amen.

[MoonAndSun]

4. Hypocrites of the first degree, how right you are Atman....

and welcome to DU :hi:



these rightwing nutcases are so filled with hate of anyone who is remotely different from them.

[Bozola]

5. I heard that they were demanding

that the film be digitally remastered to star a CG-enhanced Ann Coutler (Adam's apple and all sharp edges removed) as Pvt. Lynch, George Bush as her concerned (portraying Dubya as concerned might exceed current ILM technologies, tho') father, and Rush Limbaugh as the svelt Major "Ox" Yuser...

[raysr]

7. Rush

I thought he would be the "buggerer"

[SlavesandBulldozers]

6. Hannity

is apparently outraged that the media would be so insensitive and incompassionate to Jessica Lynch to tell this story while the wounds are still so fresh. FNC begins the boycott of this obvious propaganda piece by the armies of the Librul media, who, being thirsty for the blood of Christian babies - is eager to profit from the story of her capture and the daring Special Forces raid of an unguarded hospital.