JustinCredible
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Fri Nov-07-03 11:32 AM
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Read this enraging crud..... |
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About 7 or 8 years ago, I worked in a movie theater with the guy who wrote this. He seemed like a decent guy back then (when we were youngins... Over the years he has sent me his republican political propaganda, and I usually peak and trash it, disgusted.
This time, I'm so disgusted that he would think any of this was a good thing that I have to share....
I can't even respond to him. Over the years I've asked to be removed from his lists several times and he always says he will, but never does. (And the worst part is, that somehow he got my work e-mail for this crap!!)
Ugh!
-JustinCredible
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Are You Ready for the Secret Republican Plan to be Unveiled? Why wait, here it is....
Let's Recap this Major Week of events.......
I. President Bush signs the ban on partial birth abortion. A fight that will lead to the Supreme Court and the overturning of Roe Vs. Wade. We all know who won last time in the Supreme Court and the Right Wing holds 5 Judicial Seats to the Left Wing's 4 seats. I remember a President who won an election like that back in 2000. II. President Bush gets the full 87 Billion Dollar Package for Iraq and Afghanistan. Magnificent!!! III. In less than 11 days, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be sworn is as Governor of California and the Republicans will setup the House on Un-American Activites right in the heart of California....Sacramento. Just like the 1950's it's time to kick some socialist ass!! The true force of the Patriot Act will be revealed. IV. Republicans win the Governorships of Mississippi and Kentucky in Election 2003. They now govern 30 states out of 50. They run the House, the Senate, the Presidency, the Supreme Court, California, and next up THE WORLD. V. News of the Largest Economic growth since 1984 came out this week. A 7.2% increase. The economy won't be an issue in Election 2004 anymore. VI. Democratic Senator Zell Miller of Georgia says the Democratic Party is "A national party no more". He says they are a disgrace, and that he will vote for President Bush in 2004. VII. Here's the 5 year secret in it's entirety. Are you ready for the truth? I hope you are. Here it is..... In the Book of Revelations of the King James Version Bible, the secret government that runs the world unveils themselves in the city of Babylon. You want to know where the location of Babylon is today? Babylon is located in Baghdad, Iraq. You heard me right. After the secret government unveil themselves, THE ONE returns soon after. Who is THE ONE? I think you know who.
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Romulus
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Fri Nov-07-03 11:34 AM
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Edited on Fri Nov-07-03 11:34 AM by Romulus
ask your buddy if his bunker's stocked up, like yours already is. :evilgrin:
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Fri Nov-07-03 11:36 AM
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3. Last night and today have been extremely weird...things crawling from |
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Fri Nov-07-03 11:35 AM
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Fri Nov-07-03 11:37 AM
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4. Ask him how long he's been suffering from cranial rectosis. |
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Fri Nov-07-03 11:37 AM
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5. Needs to get laid fast. |
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Fri Nov-07-03 11:37 AM
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J.C., as in . . . Johnny Cash. Everybody, the man in black is coming back for one last gig, this time in the cradle of civilization. One last gig for the troops.
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Fri Nov-07-03 11:53 AM
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13. I dreamed I saw Johnny Cash last night |
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he was alive as you or me! He said, "Don't mourn, organize."
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Goldmund
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Fri Nov-07-03 11:38 AM
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This reads more like satire than serious writing.
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JustinCredible
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Fri Nov-07-03 11:42 AM
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10. See, I thought of that |
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But I've seen all his other e-mails... and the man is not one to make fun of his own party.
So, I can only assume he means it. Which must mean he needs a psychiatrist! :)
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:02 PM
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Fri Nov-07-03 11:38 AM
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Spalding Gray? Gore Vidal?
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Fri Nov-07-03 11:39 AM
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Fri Nov-07-03 11:43 AM
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11. This is even freakier |
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6:12 I saw when he opened the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake. The sun became black as sackcloth made of hair, and the whole moon became as blood. lunar eclipse
6:13 The stars of the sky fell to the earth,Leonid meteor showers like a fig tree dropping its unripe figs when it is shaken by a great wind.
Coincidence, I'm sure, but not with fundies.
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Fri Nov-07-03 11:46 AM
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so now theyre admitting that George W. Bush is the antichrist? But they've spun it so that its a good thing cause Jesus will come back soon? Right on!
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:03 PM
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15. Bu$h*t The Anti-Christ? |
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Lets give the devil more credit than that! Bu$h*t is too stupid to be the anti-christ. If he is anything, he is satans Quasimotto.
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Fri Nov-07-03 01:31 PM
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:11 PM
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16. Why is the right fighting to take over if the end is near? |
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Who cares who is in charge when the end comes? I mean, what's there to be in charge of? Maybe it's just the winning that counts.
Maybe the right needs to be in charge so the can pull the lever that makes the end come? Is that lever in Iraq?
What proves that this nut case is a nut case is that he is happy the end is coming. I'm sure he feels he is saved because he accepted Jesus and can now kill all the Iraqis needed to bring on the end times.
What might happen is that the right wing nuts cause a nuclear holocaust only to find themselves dying long slow deaths of radiation poisoning over here in the US.
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:13 PM
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17. calls for a "wtf?!" accompanied by much head-scratching |
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and they said *I* see black helicopters! Sheesh!
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:16 PM
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18. If I wasn't already a progressive that sort of e-mail would |
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quickly turn me into a progressive.
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Fri Nov-07-03 12:21 PM
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19. Isn't the secret government in Babylon ... |
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... supposed to be an evil one run by the anti-Christ? If so, is he calling Bush the anti-Christ?
Actually, I sort of chuckled at the first few points. Not knowing the author I would assume he was being sarcastic.
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