If you could ask The pResident*-Select one question, what would it be?

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

I might ask him to justify sending young men and women to die based on doctored evidence when he never finished his TANG hitch.

[HFishbine]

1. Do you

really think we are as stupid as you are?

[kentuck]

2. Why do people think you're stupid?

What do you think he would say? "It's a trick question" ??

[peacetalksforall]

3. Assuming most people will post questions related to

their hurt for our country because of him and his string pullers...

I would ask...

Do you like it better when they hook up the strings to your marionette mouth, cheeks, eyes, arms, and legs or when they unhook the strings and let you rake Texas brush?

[RuB]

4. Did your skank of a mama say, "Do You Understand Me George?!"

Cause you seem to think you need to say that alot George and that along with so much more makes you the most annoying son of a skank on the planet.

[gulliver]

5. What was the subject of the New York Times editorial you "wrote?"

I don't remember myself, but heck, he should. I mean he "wrote" the darned thing.

[ShaneGR]

7. George W Bush wrote a NY Times editorial?

Really?

[gulliver]

16. Oh yeah.

It's been a while ago. The editorial, written in correct, comprehensible English said "by George W. Bush."

[ShaneGR]

6. When you transferred out of the Texas Air National Guard.....

what did you do with your time?




A simple question, that any White House reporter could ask... but they never do.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

8. I would love to see him answer that one

I'd be curious to hear his explanation without being able to use the words "tequila,beer, shots, longnecks, coke, mirror, spoon, bender, vomit and hangover."

[ShaneGR]

11. Actually, I think he would lie... having know idea it has been discussed

Remember, he doesn't read the newspapers. Which means he doesn't read anything on the internet. Which means that he has been shielded from EVERYTHING. He has no idea, so if a reporter hit him with an odd question... he would simply start making up a fairy tale of bravery and experience.

BINGO..... Cover of Time Magazine..... "The President and the Military." BTW, Time would rip him a new A-Hole. PLEASE, SOMEONE ASK HIM THE QUESTION.

[MO_Dem]

9. Mr. pResident,

have you heard what it says in the Bible about "bearing false witness"? And if I may follow up, would you explain your view of it?

[readmylips]

10. I would not give him a second of my time but...

I would tell him 'Fook You Dubya.'

[dansolo]

12. Would he be under oath?

I can think of a few questions I'd like to ask.

[peacetalksforall]

13. If I can get a follow-up question, I would ask...

Sometime in 1999-2000, Drudge reported that politicos were busy running around trying to figure out if they could acquire all copies of a photo of a potential Presidential candidate. It was of someone dancing naked, but in boots, on a table. Was that you? If not, who do you think it referred to - Al Gore? Or Gary Bauer maybe?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

14. Have you always been stupid?

Or did you have to work at it?

[rasputin1952]

15. When the hell are you leaving...

or do we have to THROW you out?

:eyes:

[Clark Can WIN]

17. Can I help you pack?

[StClone]

18. Two things

First if this rich bum would try and shake my hand I would say, "I am sorry, I have no repect for you."

Secondly, I would ask "You have failed so often so how do you know you weren't wrong sending our sons and daughters to die?"

[0007]

19. Did your daddy ever throw up on your dinner......

and did your mommy make you eat everything on your plate?

[0007]

20. ....excuse me, but I forgot the most important question......

Did your brother Neil steal from you and how did you get even?

[Lydia Leftcoast]

21. I'd read him the Sermon on the Mount

(since I'm not sure about his reading skills) and ask him to explain how his policies match the teachings of Jesus.

If I had less time, I'd simply ask who that is talking into his earphone during press conferences.

[Hogarth]

22. I'd ask him ...

... if he'd like to share a bag of pretzels.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

24. That's a great plate.

I can't believe the state actually let you use "GW LIED."

Maybe I can get a plate like that. Maybe "WSALIAR."

[hlthe2b]

23. Mr. 'pResident,' when GOD asks you upon your death...

why you murdered more than a hundred of his children on behalf of the state of Texas, and even mocked one of his newly repentant favorites, Carla Faye Tucker, what will you say?