Would you vote for Bill O'Reilly or Bush?

[Fixated]

If it came down to the two (Democrats were all killed in plane crashes and then the Republicans passed an order saying that only two candidates were allowed and everyone had to vote, we'll say), who would you go for? I'm throwing in the suicide option because I know sometimes it's just the only way.

[Bozola]

1. I would storm the Bastille

bare breasted and hairy-backed if necessary.

[0007]

2. I'd cover your rear!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

3. Give me a cyanide cocktail

because I don't know who's worse.

[ewagner]

4. make that ttwo..........n/t

[Ilsa]

5. Move and surrender citizenship. n/t

[whathappened]

6. i would be going in

with what i was born with , but would have something in my hands , and it would'nt be a sucker

[Mattforclark]

7. I love how you phrased that

'Kill self' ...

[Hieronymus]

8. I'd move.

Can you imagine the unmitigated gall of O'Reilly and the overblown ego that would lead him to suggest such a thing.
Well, cons were stupid enough to vote for Shrub.:wtf:

[Hippo_Tron]

9. O'Reilly, no question....

Anybody but Bush means anybody but Bush (or Tom DeLay).

[kyrasdad]

10. I'd move into a cave for 4 years until sanity once again returned to the

people

[liberalcapitalist]

11. o'riley and it ain't even close

ABB

[Zynx]

12. This question should have had options about how to kill my self.

[soup]

13. Voting third option - minutes into first debate-

Can't even imagine making it any longer than that before sticking my head in the oven.

I'm humbled and honored to be here tonight

shut up

Who cares what you think

shut up shut up

I hit the trifecta

shut up shut up shut up

hunt you down and smoke you out

I'll pull your mike

Bring it on

shut up shut up shut up shut up

[elperromagico]

15. LOL n/t

[Octafish]

14. Only in a RECALL election.

They both are the scum of the scummiest scum scum — no offense to scum.

[KAZ]

16. Kill Self! God I love this board.

Thanks, I needed that.

I voted O'Reilly, even though if I had 5 minutes alone in a room with him... At least he can speak.

[kerry-is-my-prez]

17. Ok - who wants to call O'Reilly and tell him he won our straw poll?

He'd be mortified!