A Little Something I Found On AOL

[Nevernose]

This is from a post on one of their message boards (a place I don't normally go to), so I can't give you a direct link, unless you're on AOL. It's from the forum discussing "Bonzo Goes to Britain." It's also utterly bizarre -- and the woman posting it sounds more than a little, er, shall we say infatuated with our Glorious Leader...

I am here with tears streaming down my face I am so mad about WHY the British would subject our dear President to the disrespectful march of protesters. This is some thanks we get for supporting their labor lackey Tony Blair in his time of need! I am so tired of liberals always getting their say and always having to say it in the most nasty minded way possible. When is it going to be time for honor and decency to have a say again?

All the Bushes are such honest, honorable people that it makes my heart swell with pride to be an American! Who could wish for better role models for our children than these fine, sterling examples of manly manhood and gracious feminity? Was there ever a first lady with more style, grace and feminine charm than Laura? Was there ever a hero larger than life than Bush, handsome, rugged like the wild Texas wind? It is a story that surpasses even that of Andrew Jackson and his wife and I hope that soemday a biographer does it justice so that young women everywhere can sigh and dream over the fairy tale life of Laura the luckiest woman of our time.

You people were shouting in the streets with glee when Clinton had sex in the White House like ancient people at some sex-crazied ritual but now we have a true man of honor and respect in the White House and you cheer when he is torn down internationally. I don't understand America at all. Why did you vote for this man then turn your backs on him when the chips are down?

Why give President Bush such a hard time for something that was inevitable anyway? War happens! Get used to it and do your civic duty! Life is not a bed of roses just for liberals!

Hannah -- One Wife, One Mother, One Republican Woman for President Bush!"

[Bunny]

1. Well.

There are no words to properly describe that.

[ET Awful]

2. Sure there are . . .

BARRRRRRFFFFFFFF

[LittleApple81]

3. Are you against people keeping their breakfast down?

I think Americans being fed by the media are in a bubble of delusion. I say this because I work with people that have college education but say "I have to believe and trust my President."

[Don Claybrook]

4. Handsome like the wild Texas wind?

Is this what's known as descriptive dissonance? As for all of the other typical free-speech-hating drivel, count me as not surprised. I just wanted to use this opportunity to warn the good DU'ers of Texas that the God of Creative Writing is no doubt considering sending a large lightning bolt her way.

[Madrone]

28. She's absolutely correct about that!

Wild Texas wind - a blast of hot air and pollution.

[moz4prez]

5. spoiled ham

n/t

[ablbodyed]

6. This has GOT to be satire....

Though I know a gay man who thinks all people should emulate GWB. I'd like to tell him what an asshole he is but business reasons (I'd get in trouble) prevent me. Maybe though, when some gays can be just as stupid as some heteros we're getting a sort of equality.

[AP]

7. Maybe that colonel in Iraq who wrote all those letters to the papers

wrote this.

[Bandit]

39. I think it was written by Bush* himself.

It just proves America has been dumbed down to the point of irrelevance. We are officially a fascist government with the support of people so ignorant that I hang my head in shame.

[otohara]

8. So Uninformed

are the masses when it comes to the Bush crime family. One of these days soon, this woman will wake up and wonder what happened. What do you mean there's more pollution? The draft is back, when did that happen? Social Security is gone, how, when, how much?

Stupid people

[THUNDER HANDS]

9. if that was sarcasm

It was hilarious. If not, that's about as frightening a statement as I've ever heard. :scared:

[Ripley]

14. Aw c'mon..MANLY MAN??????????????????????

Can't be true!

[Syncronaut Seven]

10. Bob Boulendag's wife?

?

[Chovexani]

35. LOL

That's exactly what I thought when I read it.

Hey, there's an idea! Somebody much funnier than I am should write a Betty Bowers-esque column by Mrs. Boudelang. :)

[bamademo]

11. My God!

Does she have a Gee-Dubya vibrator? Rugged like the wild Texas wind?
She's about to crack. She really must have a miserable life to fantasize about Shrub.

[vi5]

12. This has got to be sarcastic....

Nobody could be that over the top in their hyperbole about another human being.

[Nevernose]

15. That's what I thought

But she defends her man against dastardly liberal attackers for forty or fifty posts. "Hannah" is the real deal, and probably needs medication.

[izzie]

22. that is what I thought as I read it.

n/t

[liberalmuse]

13. Blech!

That woman's writing is suspiciously similar to Peggy Noonan's. My god, how does one become so delusional as to actually believe this pseudo-romantic drivel?

[Walt Starr]

16. Why did I have to open this thread and read it right after breakfast?

:puke:

[KharmaTrain]

17. Peggy Noonan Is That You???

Hipwaiters aren't deep enough for this crap.

But then, obviously this lady needs some kind of "role model" to make up for a totally weak character. Birds of a feather ya know.

I use to frequent the AOL boards...they are just as bad as Freeperland.

[peekaloo]

29. I think it's Chris Matthews posing as a woman AGAIN.

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

32. I think you're right...

I seem to remember Tweety nearly breaking out into a love song when * strutted across the deck of that carrier.

[LynneSin]

18. Damnit you need to give us some WARNINGS

:puke: :puke: :puke:

Thank you

:D

[Kathy in Cambridge]

19. This chick needs her meds

wow is she whacked...

[bluestateguy]

20. When will her children be enlisting?

Let them fight in her president's wars. I'm not going. Not over my dead body.

[dofus]

21. Actually, it sounds like the stuff

that Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, says. Check it out.
http://www.bettybowers.com/

This is, of course, a parody site.

[Nevernose]

23. I suspect you're right

Now that I look more closely, I think you may be right. Betty Bowers rocks, though not as much as Landover Babtist.

But the fact remains that there are dozens of people posting after her that agree. :scared:

[SammyWinstonJack]

24. This is a joke right?

"Manly manhood and gracious feminity" :puke: "Was there ever a first lady with more style, grace, and feminine charm than Laura?" :puke: :puke: And this: Was there ever a hero larger than life than Bush, handsome, rugged like the wild Texas wind." ROTFLMAO! Is this mother gonna do her "civic duty" and send her kid/s off to die for the profits of the "luckiest woman of our time" and her "handsome, rugged" husband? I am embarrassed for this woman!

[bitchkitty]

25. hee hee hee -

if that's not a parody it should be. Yea, I was shouting in the streets with glee the whole time, I confess.

[Neecy]

26. hmmmmm

While the content is indeed vomit-inducing, it's surprisingly articulate for an AOL message board. Most AOL board participants have the grammar and spelling skills of third graders.

Y'know, it just might be Noonan. I can't imagine that she has anything better to do with her time than foam over her favorite idiot.

[Vogon_Glory]

27. Hannah's Letter Proves Honest Abe Was Right

I think I remember that poster before I shook the dust of the "Nut--Cahse" ISP from my sandals and went elsewhere. She was indeed sincere.It just goes to show that Abraham Lincoln was right--you can fool some of the people all of the time.

My temptation is to say that people like that poster will get a very rude reality check should their avatar gets his way with Social Security, Medicare, and student loan programs--but then I remember there were still loyal, hard-core Stalinists on the inside of the barbed wire during the worst of the 1930's and 1940's. Some people NEVER wise up.

:silly: :dunce:

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

30. I like the part about the sex-crazed ritual

"You people were shouting in the streets with glee when Clinton had sex in the White House like ancient people at some sex-crazied ritual..."

I missed the public celebration of Clinton having sex in the White House, why wasn't I invited?

[brainshrub]

31. "manly manhood" ??? (nt)

[Kamika]

33. rofl she HAS to be joking

noone would write stuff like "I am here with tears streaming down my face" or "manly manhood"

omfg this is cracking me up


"ever a hero larger than life than Bush, handsome, rugged like the wild Texas wind?"

haha omfg..



this one is the best one though


"so that young women everywhere can sigh and dream over the fairy tale life of Laura the luckiest woman of our time."

Jesus I cant even find words for that one..

[Zomby Woof]

34. War happens!

The new national motto. :puke: to infinity!

Well, at least she obeyed the fascist dictum that one can never praise Bush without a slam against Clinton. It is beyond Pavlovian with these nutcakes.

[Sparkle]

36. LOL! Bonzo Goes to Britain!

Bonzo was Reagan's pet chimp...aka GWB. LMAO!

--btw, that woman sounds like she's in love with the chimp and would like to have sex with him. Either that or she's in lust for him. She mentioned his manhood. Is she talking about his dingaling? Smirk!

[ellie]

37. Rugged like the Texas wind?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hilarity ensued.

[JHB]

38. People were in the streets shouting with glee at Clinton's bj?

When did that happen?

I've never heard of people going into the streets and shouting with glee about somebody else getting a hummer. Does this lady have pictures? (of the crowd, I mean. We already know she has her own private copy of the salacious "Whitewater" report :evilgrin: )