Men In Black plus They Live Redux, my bizarre take on recent news

[ShaneGR]

So, today we learned that Wacko Jacko has turned himself in to the proper authorities. In what can best be described as a modern day lynching (not really, but it sounds really bad), Jackson has been proven to be guilty before anyone knows what's going on. Now, here's my take on what IS REALLY HAPPENING! This is coming straight from my neo-parodist sci-fi conspiracy brain.

Michael Jackson has already admitted he's an alien. Haven't you seen Men in Black 2? I mean come on, only an alien would be so brazen as to admit that he's an alien. And come on, it's obvious that Michael's fascination with plastic surgery is nothing more than an attempt to show the public that being an alien is really not so bad. Or is it? What if Michael has been doing all of these really weird things, for years, in an attempt to constantly shield the public from what's really going on these days.

And think about it, we're not talking about minor plastic surgery.

Check out this photo of Michael as a teenager. He's a handsome looking kid. Perhaps the nose is a bit wide, but nothing ONE single plastic surgery couldn't fix.



But Michael went feminine. Although during the Thriller years he was still fairly good looking.



Here's where it gets really interesting. It is my belief that Michael is one of the parasitic aliens that live inside someone, using the captured body as a sort of living vessel. I think somewhere around five or six years after Thriller, Michael's body started to reject him.

What else could explain this photo from last year.



Although it appears the aliens have now brought in a universe-famous clay artist to reconstruct Michael's face for public consumtion.

http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,1658,302935,00.jpg

Anyways, here's the hook. Michael Jackson is sacrificing his earthly life for the sake of the alien control of planet earth. You see, George Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleeza Rice, and even Don Rumsfeld are also aliens. When alien powers in total domination of an alien planet get desparate, they tend to sacrifice everything they have to control power.

Look at this guy, you're trying to tell me he's human? Only an alien, circa They Live movie fandom, would stand in front of a sign that says Freedom 1000 times. They don't even care if you wear the glasses anymore!



And look at these strange alien powers he has.



But this just in! We've finally found Dick Cheney's secret location, and I thought he was hanging out on the moon.



And just so you know, deregulation isn't necessarilly such a bad thing.



In closing, our world is obviously run by aliens, and this whole Michael Jackson thing is nothing more than a diversion, something to keep the humans confused and distracted.

And be careful, the aliens aren't just taking over human bodies.

[ShaneGR]

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