Where will Bush spend Christmas?

[JailBush]

Not Alaska - He won't want to publicize global warming.

Not Hawaii - It was the first state to take a public stand against the Patriot Act.

Canadians would likely tell him to fuck off.

He isn't welcome in Latin America.

Too many black people in Africa.

He provokes protests throughout Asia.

Ditto for Europe.

He could visit one of his closest allies, the UK, but the Queen's reportedly pissed off at him already.

Is Turkey still an ally?

I suppose the big dumbass could dress up like Santa Claus and drop in on Israel. Nebraska has also proven a safe place to hide.

[onebigbadwulf]

1. If there is a God...

he will spend Christmas in hell

[UrbScotty]

2. Neverland!

:eyes:

[Don_G]

3. Supermax Prison

I can always dream.

[rasputin1952]

4. I would be more than happy to place him...

as the treetop ornament in front of the WH. I could even add a few lights! Just have to make sure he is firmly attached by way of bung hole, don't want the slug to blow off!

O8)

[leftofthedial]

5. Guantanamo

in a dog cage

if there were any justice.

[slater71]

6. Depends on where Hillary goes.

[acmavm]

7. Good one.

[MrPrax]

8. In a cell next to Milosevic?

Why not ask Santa/Satan?

Here:
http://www.santa.com/write-santa/index.html

or Here:
http://www.claus.com/postoffice/index.shtml

and watch out for Santa 'incomings'...here
http://www.noradsanta.org/

[coloradodem2005]

9. Crawford, Texas

Where he spends just about all of his time anyways.

[Philosophy]

10. On a top secret CIA soundstage

Faking live video of himself single-handedly defeating Saddam and Osama in a Matrix-style kung fu battle.

[maddezmom]

11. with the rest of the Royals

in Saudi