pre-prandial gag alert: OReilly on Conan

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can't watch that guy, but anyone want to bet that Conan sits there, impassively while OR spews his psychotic venom?

OR's beyond megalomania, and has the most insultingly narcisstic personal style.....I wish someone would call him on it when he makes his obnoxious presence felt as a guest on other shows.

when will somebody besides Franken or Terri Gross nail him for the world to see?

course, look what happens to those that dare.....Gross was stabbed in the back by her own boss, and Franken's been steadily vilified ever since that hilarious, revelatory BookFair deal last summer.

it only helped Franken, obviously, but he seems to bask in the vicious attacks, at least to a certain degree.

[Jim Sagle]

1. He's the Howard Dean of literature.

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3. ha!

now explain yourself, sirrah.

heh

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2. gag me......comes out like this

Love the band....they're no-spin guys!

what an ASShole!

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4. he's bitching about hollywood LIBERALS on late night chat shows!

outnumber conservos 10 to one, but he's whining about Leno, Letterman, etc.

conan says: this is an enterTAINment show,
Bill

humorless plick is trying to defend is idiotic pronouncement after conan rips his argument apart

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5. so disgusting

OR back on bit about "Left wing strategy to get their political views across on entertainment shows"

guess Dennis Miller appearing every week on Leno doesn't count....or electing Arnold, right?


so PROVE the conspiracy, asswipe

OR: balance it out, balance it out; that's all I'm saying

WRT left vs. right guests on CONAN!!!!!!!!!

what a JERK!!!!!!

[mot78]

6. Saw it

O'Reilly was basically accusing Conan of "librul biass" because he invites celebrities on who are liberal.

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11. thank you.....why couldn't I have put it that way?

that's just what he did. his two talking points were that one, to which he kept returning, after Conan moved on, and the insipid pot jokes, clearly designed to woo that 'hip' audience of CO's

LOL

OReilly is the king of tools

[bearfartinthewoods]

7. now that his book topped franken's, he will be insufferable

mo way could i take this.

[FredScuttle]

17. You're kidding, right?

because there is nowhere O'Really's book is beating Franken's in total sales except in Billy-Boy's imaginary fantasyland

[thebigidea]

8. if Conan's throat wasn't destroyed, he would've done better

the pot jokes O'Reilly did were so mean-spirited. O'Brien zinged him good despite the handicap, love the Dick Cheney response.

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9. missed the dick cheney; typing....

can you repreese, pleese?

[thebigidea]

heh

C: "I'd like to have Dick Cheney as a guest..."

B: "You'd have to find him..."

C: "I know where he is, he's in a spider hole next to Saddam - they used to communicate and send messages back and forth..."

paraphrasing, there was a bit more...

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13. thanks.....good one! audience laffed hard at one point, while I typed.

while BO'Re looked discomfited

maybe that was it

now......where's the sphincter-eyed Richard Perle?

you could make it my Xmas gift

please?

[thebigidea]

could the world stand such horror?

apparently I traumatized a child forever in another thread due to Garofalo talking about freedom in an anal way.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=951321

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15. hey! still have that one?

and how bout a plug for your site?

PS, I'm not you!

[thebigidea]

16. I'm not you either. I'm almost entirely sure.

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18. ha! and double ha!

thought I had the wrong clip, til the very end.

where'd you get the Janeane? too bad for ma....working in a Jr. high school, I know for sure that if her kid's that old she's heard much worse every day at school

if your kid's that old, ma, it's already way too late to protect her from the world.

very sad, but very true

[thebigidea]

10. edit - doublepost

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12. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

this took five seconds to find, from hitting google

http://www.stupidwish.net/billblog.html

in which he deconstructs the whORe's fatuous, ignorant, mendacious rants, paragraph by paragraph.

example:

OR:
Now the U.N. Secretary-General is demanding that Saddam not be executed. With all due respect to Secretary Annan, it's not his call.


sweet jesus:
wrong. as usual, and unlike certain other leaders i might mention, kofi doesn't offend when he doesn't have to. asked on the subject of execution, he simply stated that the UN, as a body, has come out against the death penalty. demand? nah. bill's trying to paint him as the sort of individual who makes demands, which he simply is not. bill probably has him confused with our asshole-in-chief.

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14. [have some fun with this

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=I+hate+O%27Reilly