Bush vs. Satin.... Who will you vote for?

[CalebHayes]

www.georgewbush.com

http://www.disinfotainmenttoday.com/hell/satan4pres.htm

[POed_Ex_Repub]

1. Satin?... I assume you mean Satan

If those are my only choices, I go with a write-in candidate.

[CalebHayes]

8. I have never been a good speller... hehe

[Fridays Child]

11. Here's Satin (and, yes, I would vote for her over the b*sh thing)

[KFC]

Isn't that dude the singer for No Doubt?

The worst band ever.

[CalebHayes]

17. Looks like Barbra Bush too me...

Only a little better looking.

[slackdude]

2. Satin is nice and silky

I like satin sheets. Did you maybe mean SATAN?

[Somynona]

3. just replying so I can start a thread.

[demothinker]

7. Yeah, THAT's what they intended by having the restriction... (n/t)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

4. I prefer velour myself n/t

;-)

[Terwilliger]

5. wasn't Satin a WWF star?

I'd love to see someone give Bush the sleeper hold...give the pretzels a rest.

[nostamj]

a scrap of any cloth would be preferable

perhaps a simple honest cotton flannel???

[Woodstock]

6. You repeat yourself

Bush is Satan.

16. satan is smarter

way smarter.
Bush is just his lackey.

[Cocoa]

27. satin is smarter too

:-)

[Rex]

9. Is Satin on the ticket?

Sweet

[camero]

10. I vote for Satin underwear.

:)

[Liberal Veteran]

12. I used to have satin sheets....but the cats clawed the hell out of them.

But that's how cats are.

[seventhson]

13. Is this a trick question (ABB?)

six of one etc.


Canada or Mexico?

[ElsewheresDaughter]

14. i'de do the Satin....at least i node what it is

[FDRrocks]

15. satin is so soft....

[Individualist]

18. Satin blouses

for me, thank you.

[pscot]

19. A rag, a bone and a hank of hair

Make what you will of it and I'll vote for it in preference to Bush.

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

20. This is really interesting - auto insurance

"Sell insurance by the gallon instead of by the year. Add an insurance tax to the price of gasoline and drivers will never have to deal with the DMV or car insurance companies again. Split the cost of the tax between the consumers and the providers. Everybody who drives will be automatically insured and registered. Those who drive the most will pay the most, and if you want to save money on your insurance, all you have to do is drive less. There would be NO MORE uninsured drivers. Period. Everyone who buys gas is automatically insured. No more monthly payments of hundreds of dollars. All it takes to be completely insured for the road is the price of a gallon of gas. No more arresting people for driving without insurance. The very fact you're driving means you bought gas which means you're insured. "

That is so amazingly subversive! And plain common sense too!

[immoderate]

25. This is already being done...

...but only in civilized countries--the kind that have universal health care. You know, pay for health care insurance when you buy food.

--IMM

[NewJeffCT]

21. I'm voting for Cthulu

Like I've seen somebody's tagline, "Why settle for the lesser evil?"

[demodewd]

22. Satan.

I'd vote for Satan. At least we would be voting for someone who was honest as to who he was.

[devinsgram]

23. I thought Bush was Satan.

[cryofan]

24. Write-in "SILK" on your ballot, everyone!

:-)

[dae]

26. Can you write in on "butterfly" ballots?

:)