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Fri Jan-02-04 11:21 PM
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Headlines we will never see |
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Bush negotiating with N Korea over Nukes and Missiles, uses WISDOM CARD.
Bush speechless when introduced to ET
Miricle drug restores Bush's brain. IQ now at 121, was 73
7,288 Al Quaida KIAs, Cost in Dollar$ $56,783,156,534.09
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Fri Jan-02-04 11:23 PM
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1. Bush IQ 73 ????? That's what I call an exageration.... |
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Fri Jan-02-04 11:29 PM
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2. LOL, you're prolly correct... seems like 24.08 |
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especially yesterday, he was rambling on an on. was sick.
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Fri Jan-02-04 11:37 PM
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with statements as stupid as "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure".
You have to have a very high IQ just to think of something that stupid.
:)
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Fri Jan-02-04 11:46 PM
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LMAO--When he says things like that. I sit and wonder if anyone else in the world wonders. Like, say what? Where did he get that from and what does he mean. LOL
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Sat Jan-03-04 01:04 AM
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11. LOL, that one was rich |
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Sat Jan-03-04 01:46 AM
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22. Or when asked "Will we have less troops in Iraq this time next year"... |
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A response like "That's a trick question, I'm not going to answer it."
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Fri Jan-02-04 11:40 PM
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4. "Neil Bush Investigated for Insider Trading" |
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Sat Jan-03-04 12:39 AM
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"Neil Bush investigated for sex scandal while married, just like Clinton."
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Sat Jan-03-04 01:06 AM
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12. Wasn't that in Thighland?? where they got kiddie porn and shit?? |
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Fri Jan-02-04 11:42 PM
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5. Bush Denounces PNAC, Call's for World Peace. |
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Sat Jan-03-04 01:08 AM
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14. World Peace???? Bush?? BBBWWWAAhahahahahahah |
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Only if he on top and in control....
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Fri Jan-02-04 11:53 PM
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7. Cheney proves his blood is red! <n/t> |
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Sat Jan-03-04 12:05 AM
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8. President found sodomizing |
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Sat Jan-03-04 01:12 AM
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17. Bernie, his fave Holstien calf...goes moooooo |
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Sat Jan-03-04 01:10 AM
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16. Commits Sempuku on White House Lawn with Guliani as Second |
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Sat Jan-03-04 12:16 AM
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9. Bush Administration restores integrity to White House |
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Edited on Sat Jan-03-04 12:16 AM by are_we_united_yet
Wellllll maybe Fox/CNN/USA Today/NY Times would run this
edited:fatfingered
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Sat Jan-03-04 01:12 AM
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Sat Jan-03-04 01:07 AM
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13. C'mon fellows! I thought this would be first: |
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Sat Jan-03-04 01:09 AM
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15. The very best one yet!!! Welcome to DU Kal! |
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Sat Jan-03-04 01:14 AM
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19. Bush Re Slected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By 4 Votes |
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Sat Jan-03-04 01:18 AM
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20. Ha! That's a good one too. |
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Sat Jan-03-04 01:34 AM
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21. did ya like the typo?? :o) |
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Sat Jan-03-04 02:06 AM
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23. Bush hunting for Quail |
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And he still can't spell potato.
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Sat Jan-03-04 02:17 AM
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24. LOL BUSH HUNTS FOR SANITY AND REASON, 4 Boxes of shells no hits |
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Sat Jan-03-04 02:26 AM
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25. And faced with no more ammo |
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He promptly blamed the sight on his gun. I hope that makes sense. :)
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Sat Jan-03-04 02:34 AM
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26. A REAL HUNTER never blames his "gun" |
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Real Hunters "zero in" at the range or other appro place
Bush would blame it on a goober in his eye
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Sat Jan-03-04 02:46 AM
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Or he would just blame Goober. :)
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