Let's say you're a cowboy in the old west

[orangecoloredapple]

not too old west, and you're not too old either, but let's just say you're a cowboy. In the old west. and you are by yourself- when no one else is around - the rest of your family stayed behind in transylvanikstan. You have had a hard life when it ain't easy, and you ain't takin' no lip from nobody unless they offer it.

So, you mosey into the saloon lookin' fer a whiskey and maybe a card game, and stop dead in yer tracks. You wipe yer eyes with yer grimey fingers, and still can't believe it. There - right in front of you - is -

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[orangecoloredapple]

1. Mae West

I hear her sayin' "come on up an' see me sometime" but I don't believe her. somethin' tells me there's trouble in them there words. I look out the winder, and


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[orangecoloredapple]

2. I sees a pack a riders what is lookin' fer me

I cain't let'em find me, so's I slip away real slow like (Mae don't like it any other way). I'm out of the buildin' and I hop on ole blue yeller. Best hoss I ever had. There was a problem though - she was not only plum tuckered this time - she were fall-over-dead. I let out a whoop and a holler and

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[seventhson]

4. realized I should shut up

I just changed history and the future is bright. So I guess I need to shut up and walk to a safe place to sleep - til I can get away

[seventhson]

3. Prescott's Grandpa

you can change history

[orangecoloredapple]

6. Prescott's grandpa was holdin' a six shooter up to mah head

he tole me I should oughta be a ready to sell mah country fer a bowl a chili and maybe he could throw in a free ride to nowhere. He were the type that would gonna blow by head to murika an back. I was a shakin' in mah boots - good boots too them was - 'til ah started shakin' in them so much I couldn't even pee straight.


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[arwalden]

5. "You're-A-Cowboy-In-The-Old-West"

:-)

[Keithpotkin]

7. not to be a total douche bag but...

this is the worst thread ever.

[orangecoloredapple]

8. why?

it is trying to be a little creative and bring out some creativity in others.

If you think so that's okay, but do you really feel it necessary to interrupt and say so? Just because you might not have a love of jazz or miles davis doesn't mean you should phone his family up and tell him he is shit.

If you don't like it - stay away quietly. That's the civilized way.

[orangecoloredapple]

9. Last time I looked, I could see in the dust rising off the desert floor

a rider. Somebody with a singleminded purpose but no reason. Riding on and on, down in the west Texas town of El Paso,

I rode, and still - for some reason he followed. Someone from the Wells Fargo. Someone pissed that I had been able to walk away with their money. Someone named Potkin? A name I hadn't heard before. I thought maybe I was dreaming, but no - they actually hired him to follow.

He was good at following.


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[orangecoloredapple]

10. I heard the clippity clop of the horses first

Then I heard the sound of no horses. I had been hiding in a shed full to the rafters with pine boxes - yep - that kind. That spooked me, and then I guess I spooked the horses. They started whinnying and acting like wild mustangs trying to find the closest way to the open range. I knew I had to either stay and face a posse, or jump on one of those wild creatures and hope to save myself. I

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[leftofthedial]

11. five gay guys giving Gary Cooper a makeover

[orangecoloredapple]

12. wouldn't even begin to learn

how to work on you! :)

oh, thanks!